Author: Christopher Glotfelty (Page 9 of 17)

“Bored to Death” picked up for second season

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After struggling through a meager premiere, HBO’s newest show, “Bored to Death,” is finally living up to the hype. The last two episodes have been more endearing than anything, ditching the flowery dialogue that plagued the opener. Jason Schwartzman, Zach Galifianakis, and Ted Danson have all done a great job realizing their characters, all the while creating a humorous and engaging atmosphere.

Thus, I’m pleased to report that the show has been renewed for a second season. The creators of “Bored to Death” owe the new seasons of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” (in which the cast of “Seinfeld” reunites) and “Entourage” (which just aired their season finale) a huge thank you. Sunday nights on HBO have been a pure joy to watch these past three weeks. Hopefully, skeptical viewers will continue tuning in since “Entourage” just concluded. As “Bored to Death” continues to develop a following, HBO obviously has faith that the series will prosper.

Dancing with the Stars 9.7 — Round Three: Results Show

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Earlier, I predicted that either Debi Mazar, Michael Irvin, or Chuck Lidell would be eliminated on tonight’s results show. My statement sent shock waves throughout the Internet landscape, leading to vicious emails calling for my dismissal from the Single Men’s Dancing With The Stars Blogging Alliance. Listen, sometimes you have to be the bad guy.

I see bodies gyrating on my screen. Let’s do this.

Uh oh. Maybe I was overcritical of Chuck Lidell’s samba. Len Goodman has asked him and Anna Trebunskaya to perform the dance once again to kick off tonight’s program. Wait, no. I wasn’t wrong in the slightest. Lidell is fumbling around like he has crocodiles chomping at his feet. I bet Goodman just wanted to see this for his own amusement.

Queen Latifiah is singing a new song of hers called “Fast Cars.” When was the last time she recorded an album, anyway? Like most, I’ve gotten so used to thinking of her as an actress. She should just stick with that, come to think of it.

I told you! Tom DeLay is safe. Turns out there’s still a few republicans left in this country. America has also chosen to keep Chuck Lidell around, so we’re bound to see at least one more painfully goofy dance. Michael Irvin is in trouble.

Sadly, Tom DeLay just withdrew from the competition because of the stress fractures in his feet. This can’t be good for ABC, as I’m sure DeLay has been helping with the ratings. He was entertaining to watch, primarily because he wasn’t very good. Regardless, I admire his resilience and hope he gets better soon.

To keep things fair, somebody will still be eliminated later tonight. However, it won’t be Donny Osmond, Louie Vito, or Mark Dacascos. America wants them to keep on keepin’ on.

I don’t really know the story with this hip hop dance crew called JabbaWockeez. I already dislike them because I spent way too much time trying to find the correct spelling of their name. The choreography was interesting, I guess.

More Queen Latifah. I appreciate the Motown influence on this number.

Hosts Tom Bergeron and Samantha Harris just announced that Kelly Osbourne and Melissa Joan Hart are safe. Perhaps America is pulling for Ozzy’s once misguided daughter.

So, who will be going home between Michael Irvin, Joanna Krupa, Aaron Carter, and Debi Mazar?

It’s Debi. Really? Come on, America!

Dancing with the Stars 9.6 — Round Three

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During last week’s results show, Kathy Ireland and partner Tony Dovolani were sent home, leaving 13 couples remaining. I’m not too familiar with other competitions such as “American Idol,” but this new season of “Dancing with the Stars” began with 16 contestants — isn’t that a bit much? I originally thought two teams would be sent home each week. Well, that’s not the case at all. First, there’s a two-hour performance show, where nobody is eliminated. Then, the next day, there’s a results show, where one celebrity is retired. So we have thirteen weeks to go? Man, fans of this show must really be fans. I give you guys credit. If it weren’t for the female professional dances — courtesy of exotic nations around the globe — I’d be watching re-runs of something right now. I take that back. Len Goodman, my favorite rotten apple, is worth the price of admission alone.

And after missing all of last week, he’s back at the judges table tonight! We’re in for a good laugh or two. Apparently, tonight’s show is Latin-influenced, so I’m expecting some dances unfit for television.

Mark Dacascos with Lacey Schwimmer

Ah, the rumba. I actually did a paper on this dance in college for a music class. Still, I might as well have ditched every day since I don’t recognize what’s happening on my screen. It’s looked pretty fluid to me, but the judges want more personality as Dacascos looked like he was focusing too hard.

Joanna Krupa with Derek Hough

Jesus, who is this girl? Very sexy. I hope the rest of tonight’s dances have this amount of energy. This one had the intensity, and the judges rewarded them in kind.

Mya with Dmitry Chaplin

I have a pool going with rest of the staff around here and I’ve picked Mya to win this entire competition. Although I’m lying about the pool, I do think Mya has looked the best so far. Right now, she’s tearing it up, performing what I think is another rumba. This dance had chemistry, sensuality, and flexibility (yeah, you know). They received a score of 27, the highest that’s been given this season.

Melissa Joan Hart with Mark Ballas

Melissa is much-improved, looking more lively in this samba than she has in other dances. However, her partner constantly steals the spotlight, and I don’t think that’s supposed to happen.

Louie Vito with Chelsie Hightower

I thought these guys got screwed last week. Their dance was awesome and they weren’t rewarded for it. As for this rumba, I’m not sure. They have the chemistry, but there’s just something odd about them that I can’t comprehend. It might be their youth, but I’m not sure I believe that. The audience is booing Len Goodman. Wow. He gave them a “5.”

Debi Mazar with Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Debi Mazar has a cool personality, but does she think she can dance? Oh, right, that’s a different show. It’s week three and she hasn’t improved. She better hope somebody completely blows it tonight.

Donny Osmond with Kym Johnson

I don’t know what just happened. Between all the flirting Donny did with Bruno, Carrie Ann’s startled reaction, and the impromptu interview with Paula Abdul, Donny’s rumba is a distant memory. It was smooth, I remember that. They’ll be safe come the results show.

Michael Irvin with Anna Demadova

This girl is growing on me. What is it about Russian women? The accent? The coldness? The hotness? Men, you get what I’m saying. Michael Irvin is a lucky man. Too bad he’s a boring dancer. Bruno made the comment that he’s regressed from last week. Debi and Michael on the chopping block?

Natalie Coughlin with Alex Mazo

Natalie Coughlin may actually be…gorgeous. Each week she seems to become more and more ravishing. Her dance tonight was fun and appeared technically accurate. She continues to improve and should give Mya some trouble down the line.

Chuck Lidell with Anna Trebunskaya

Not good. Come on, Chuck. All of the judges are giving back-handed compliments. Chuck and his cute little partner are going to go backstage now and receive very low scores. Yep, a total of “17.”

Aaron Carter with Karina Smirnoff

Now that’s what I call a rumba. I know, I have no idea what I’m talking about. Aside from Carter’s brief mishap when he almost fell in the beginning, the dance was solid. He had trouble with this one, but it wasn’t so horrible as to get him kicked off. Coming in, they were at the top of the judges’ leader board. He’s safe.

Tom DeLay with Cheryl Burke

Even with a stress fracture in each foot, former Speaker of the House Tom DeLay has decided to compete. It looked like he was really struggling during rehearsals, so this could be a disaster. Smart of Cheryl Burke to wear that dress to draw attention away from Tom’s misgivings. The tactic may not fool the judges, but it’s sure to work on goons like me. Still, hats off to Tom DeLay. He’s older and he’s injured. What did we expect? Regardless of how the judges score this pair, I think the voters at home will keep them alive.

Kelly Osbourne with Louis Van Amstel

Hey, look at that. After suffering a complete meltdown last week, Kelly rebounded with this samba. She just needs to avoid panicking after the fist few movements. And yes, I stole that from Len Goodman.

By the looks of it, I think Debi Mazar, Michael Irvin, and Chuck Lidell are in jeopardy. Debi is a fan favorite, so her chances are slightly better. Check back tomorrow for my professional thoughts on the results show.

Curb Your Enthusiasm 7.3 — The Reunion

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All the way back in 1998, the funniest sitcom of all time officially went off the air. True, there were exceptional shows that came before and many that would come after, but for my dollar “Seinfeld” sets the bar. I specifically remember watching dozens of episodes with my family, huddled around our little TV on Thursdays nights with the rest of America. Knowing me, I was probably rolling around on the floor in fits of laughter, struck by these absurdly realistic situations pieced together by popping language. Life was and is always hectic, but “Seinfeld” never ceased to fill our house with a sense of calm enjoyment, if only for a half hour every week. Although one could make a case for “Everybody Loves Raymond,” “Seinfeld” was the last great “traditional” series to bow out. When I say “traditional,” I’m referring to comedies that don’t adhere to continuous story lines. Starting with “The Larry Sanders Show,” then “Sports Night,” and now “The Office,” “30 Rock,” “Scrubs,” “Extras,” and “Entourage” — these are all shows that flesh out stories throughout an entire series. “The Simpsons” is the only current sitcom from the last century that “resets” itself after every episode. The characters never learn from their mistakes and plots don’t carry over. Unless the brilliance that is “According to Jim” is still on the air, only the animated comedies on Fox (and possibly Cartoon Network) stick to this age-old format. In my mind, that style is more difficult, as with each episode the writers have to start from scratch, severing any possible avenues their characters might crawl down. It’s the perfect framework for stand-up comedians, and that’s why “Seinfeld” was so perfect.

At their core, Jerrfy Seinfeld and Larry David are gag writers. Often described as “comics’ comics,” they didn’t have a schtick, necessarily — their jokes were just really funny. However, while Jerry was likable, crowds could loathe Larry David. Thus, when the idea of a television show presented itself, Jerry reluctantly ventured on camera while Larry stayed behind the scenes as a writer and executive producer. Of course, Larry’s presence would take shape on screen as the character George Costanza, played by Jason Alexander. Enter Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry’s old girlfriend, Elaine, and Michael Richards as Kramer, the wacky neighbor from across the hall, and the rest is history.

After nine seasons — a unreachable duration for comedies these days — “Seinfeld” ended with a two-part finale. In the closing scenes, the four friends are sentenced to an unspecified amount of jail time, leaving their futures in doubt and a reunion a possibility. Over the next few years, each of the actors would follow their own path. Jerry got back into stand-up and made a poorly received kids movie. After failing with one series, Julia found success with her current “New Adventures of Old Christine.” Jason had two sitcom flops and later turned to the theater. As for Michael, we all know what happened to him. It was an unfortunate incident that happened to a talented man. But what of Larry David?

When “Curb Your Enthusiasm” premiered on HBO in 2000, it was the first time most of us had seen Larry. The hype succinctly touted “Curb” as a new show from “the co-creator of ‘Seinfeld.'” That was all it took. The guy couldn’t act, but it didn’t matter. “Curb Your Enthusiasm” is “Seinfeld 2.0,” equipped with all the stylings of 21st century television. Continuous story line? Check. Disposal of canned laughter? Check. Single-cam filming? Check. Loose, realistic dialogue? Check. Still, “Curb Your Enthusiasm” is about nothing (the subject). Really, it’s only slightly more evolved than “Seinfeld.” Larry David plays himself and funny stuff happens. That’s it. If anybody embodies the “write what you know” philosophy, it’s this guy. In 2007, Larry and his wife officially divorced. Cue Season 6 of “Curb,” which tracks Larry and his on-screen wife Cheryl’s separation. Remarkably simple, but remarkably effective. Larry and “Curb” then took a breather in 2008, likely due to changes in Larry’s personal life. Now in it’s seventh season, “Curb Your Enthusiasm” is back, part of HBO’s terrific Sunday nights that also feature “Entourage” and “Bored to Death.” As Larry and Cheryl consistently bump into one another, it’s clear a spark is still there. Cheryl has since become a Laker fan and taken up acting. Seizing an opportunity to win her back, Larry decides to orchestrate the “Seinfeld” reunion, casting Cheryl as Geroge Costanza’s ex-wife in the process.

This is the basic premise of “The Reunion,” the first time Jerry, Julia, Jason, and Michael have been together on television since “Seinfeld’s” finale. Lured by fantasies of being with Cheryl, Larry and executives from NBC agree to a one-off special. Larry begins to make the rounds. Obviously, Jerry is first up, and he takes the most convincing. Jerry: “You hate to get together. You’re not a get-together-guy.” He can’t comprehend Larry’s sudden enthusiasm for this type of thing. As Larry pushes and pushes, Jerry eventually gives in. Excited about its potential, Jerry pitches the idea of casting Meg Ryan in the role of George’s ex-wife. Uh oh.

Larry’s lunch with Jason Alexander isn’t nearly as smooth. Jason gives his seal of approval, but not after expressing his dislike for the “Seinfeld” finale and his unflattering views on the character of George. Upon paying their respective checks, Larry wants to “coordinate the tip” by leaving the same amount. Jason doesn’t see the relevance, further aggravating Larry. Ever the detective, Larry returns to the restaurant and interrogates the same waiter, asking him how “healthy” Jason’s tip was.

Like Jerry, Julia is a bit skeptical, considering how tacky reunion shows have been in the past. Still, since everyone else is in favor, she accepts. When she leaves to answer the phone, Larry grills her daughter about where she was yesterday. Julia couldn’t meet up earlier because she was at her daughter’s birthday. However, Julia has two daughters and the one Larry is talking to hasn’t been around any cake recently. Again, Larry is irrationally stirring the pot.

Out to eat with Michael Richards, Larry continues his crusade. Larry uses the exact same pitch to sell Michael, but Kramer is zoning out. He’s distracted by all the nude art covering the walls of the restaurant. Before leaving, he obliviously agrees to reprise his role infamous role.

Naturally, Larry nearly ruins everything after telling the head of NBC to “go F himself” because of a disagreement over some Laker tickets. But this is Larry David and “Curb Your Enthusiasm” we’re talking about. During the shows final scenes, Larry resolves all the problems he’s created for himself and the “Seinfeld” cast. Nevertheless, nothing is ever seamless. After bumping into Meg Ryan on the street, Jerry offers her the part of George’s ex-wife and she’s game. Maybe it’s just not meant to be, Larry.

As “The Reunion” involved a heavy load of story development, there weren’t as many hilarious lines as one might expect. Now that the set-up is complete, the following episodes should be incredible. All the “Seinfeld” actors were great, playing a role far more surreal than either has ever undertaken in their respective careers.

Lastly, I’ll leave you with my favorite moment from last night’s episode. Larry is apologizing to Sandy Goodman, the head of NBC.

Larry: So, this is me apologizing. It’s about as sorry as I can get. I guess my question is..was it sorry enough?

Sandy: That’s it?

It’s only going to get better, folks.

David Letterman target of extortion plot

Comedian David Letterman is the recent celebrity forced to confront actions that occurred years ago. On September 9th, an employer for CBS’ “48 Hours” threatened to disclose past affairs Letterman had with “Late Show” staffers. Earlier today, the Manhattan district attorney said the man intended to blackmail Letterman for $2 million.

Robert J. “Joe” Halderman, a producer for the true-crime show “48 Hours,” was arrested Thursday and indicted on one count of attempted first-degree grand larceny, punishable from five to 15 years upon conviction, District Attorney Robert Morgenthau said.

The district attorney’s office said Halderman left a letter and other material for Letterman early Sept. 9. He wrote that he needed “to make a large chunk of money” by selling Letterman a screenplay treatment.

The letter told Letterman that his world was “about to collapse around him” when information about his private life is disclosed. He said it would lead to “a ruined reputation” and severe damage to his professional and family life.

Letterman acknowledged the story on his show last night. In front of a televised audience, he admitted to having relationships with past employees, but realizes that he has to protect them, himself, and his family.

What isn’t clear is whether or not Letterman slept with any of these women while married. Letterman and his wife Regina have been together since 1986. Their son, Harry, is now six years old. While’s it’s unfortunate Letterman was involved, remember that he and his wife weren’t married until March of this year. We have no idea about the inner workings and the ups and downs of their relationship.

Dave has hosted a talk show program in some shape or form since 1980. Unlike Jay Leno, who is very buddy-buddy with a good portion of Hollywood, Letterman has always kept a close circle of friends. These friends have usually been his fellow staff members. Like I said, we don’t know the extent of these indiscretions. On the surface, Dave seems like a happily married man now settling into the roles of “husband” and “father” later in life. I’ll keep thinking of him that way until I learn of evidence more dastardly than this.

Just keep being funny, Dave. You’re all right in my book.

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