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They say this cat Lando is a bad mutha…shut your mouth

After that last post I’m on a full on “Star Wars” kick, of a sort.

Anyhow, who knows how one misses such momentous occasions, but back on April 1 of this year, the extremely nifty-cool writer, filmmaker, geek soul brother #1 and all-around macho-man movie guru David Walker of the great and mostly gone zine, Bad Azz Mofo, presented a secret project of such momentous portent that it boggles the mind. Forget, “The People vs. George Lucas,” this work in progress has to be the geek muckraking documentary of the decade. It’s key revelation: there may have been an Afro-centric “Star Wars” film with a capital ‘fro. Remember, you heard it here first, unless you heard it somewhere else.

And, once again via Landoistheman.com, here’s part two that just surfaced last week…

Could this be the greatest cinematic revelation since Costa Botes and Peter Jackson’s electrifying “Forgotten Silver“? Or, could it actually be real, the unlikelihood and date of the original posting of the first video notwithstanding, really for real? Stranger things have happened. Okay, they haven’t, but there’s always a first time — and, like David says, it should have happened. Also, while I can’t find this particular Frederick Jackson in IMDb, there really was a Michael Fink who directed the two movies mentioned. The town of Picayune, MS is also very real. Hmm.

Nicknames are just one of his talents

In keeping with this weekend’s festivities, here’s another “Lost”-themed video for you starring everyone’s favorite conman, Sawyer. Although his knack for coming up with funny nicknames has been a long-running gag during the show’s six seasons, I’m a little more partial to this catchphrase. It doesn’t quite rival Jack Bauer’s “Damn it,” but it’s pretty close.

The ultimate solution to the 3-D madness — “Feel Around”

I like the late Kinji Fukasaku’s film of “Battle Royale,” but maybe not quite as much as some people.

Nevertheless, this item, about a coming and seemingly utterly random 3-D retrofit of the putative “gorefest” just makes me want to fly to Monster Island and pick a fight with Ghidrah. What next, “The Wild Bunch”?

Or perhaps I’m wrong. Maybe it’s time to just go utterly all-in with the ultimate cinematic process, predicted so many years ago by the Zucker Brothers, Jim Abraham, and John Landis in “The Kentucky Fried Movie.”

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