I like the late Kinji Fukasaku’s film of “Battle Royale,” but maybe not quite as much as some people.

Nevertheless, this item, about a coming and seemingly utterly random 3-D retrofit of the putative “gorefest” just makes me want to fly to Monster Island and pick a fight with Ghidrah. What next, “The Wild Bunch”?

Or perhaps I’m wrong. Maybe it’s time to just go utterly all-in with the ultimate cinematic process, predicted so many years ago by the Zucker Brothers, Jim Abraham, and John Landis in “The Kentucky Fried Movie.”