Author: Jason Zingale (Page 58 of 154)

Soul Men

Considering just how little soul Malcolm D. Lee’s “Soul Men” has for a movie starring two of the industry’s most charismatic actors, it probably should have been called something else instead. Perhaps a more appropriate title would be “Motherfuckers,” because co-stars Bernie Mac and Samuel L. Jackson utter the word at least a hundred times throughout the course of the film. Now, I’m all for Jackson channeling his inner badass, but it doesn’t have the same comedic punch when everyone around him joins in on the fun. Mac and Jackson probably had the time of their lives playing two has-been back-up singers who agree to participate in a reunion performance honoring the death of their former frontman, but the audience wouldn’t know it from watching the film, which is littered with old fart jokes circa 2002. An all-too-familiar buddy comedy that hinges entirely on the chemistry of its two stars, “Soul Men” is mediocre at best, and I shudder to think at how bad it would have been had neither actor been involved. God rest Bernie Mac’s soul, because while he wasn’t exactly what you’d call a great actor, he certainly deserved a better sending off than this.

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Could “G.I. Joe” actually be good?

Go ahead and file this under Extremely Late to the Party, but after catching Paramount’s “G.I. Joe” trailer during the Super Bowl, I couldn’t help but think “is it possible that the movie won’t completely suck?” It sure looks a helluva lot better than what the first batch of promotional images suggested, but keep a few things in mind:

1) It’s based on a toy line. Sure, “Transformers” kicked some serious ass, but it was also directed by Michael Bay, who’s been known to make a good action film in his time. Which brings me to my next point…

2) It’s directed by Stephen Sommers. As in “The Mummy Returns” and “Van Helsing” Stephen Sommers. The CGI showcased in the trailer already looks far better than anything that appeared in either of those films, but that hardly means the story won’t feel like a six-year-old wrote it. Plus…

3) The trailer is only 30 seconds long. It’s not very difficult to find 30 seconds worth of good footage from a two hour movie, even if you’re a hack like Stephen Sommers.

With that said, however, the film doesn’t look quite as bad as most fanboys imagined. Sienna Miller looks great as The Baroness, and that short glimpse of Snake Eyes facing off against Storm Shadow promises at least some good action. Still, Destro looks pretty dumb without his trademark helmet (though he might look ever worse with it on), and why is Cobra Commander being kept such a big secret? Check out the trailer below and then head over to Bullz-Eye.com to see more movie trailers.

Tarantino’s “Basterds” gets its big debut

Those wondering if Quentin Tarantino would complete his latest film (the WWII epic “Inglorious Basterds”) in time for the Cannes Film Festival (and perhaps more importantly, its late August release date) need not worry. Yahoo! Movies has officially released the teaser trailer on the internet today, and from the looks of things, it’s farther along than I imagined. Though it seems to be more traditional than the usual QT project, the film shows immense promise – notably Brad Pitt, who seems to be channeling his inner George Clooney for what may be his best role to date.

In the film, Pitt stars as the leader of a group of Jewish-American soldiers who invade Nazi-controlled France to give Hitler and his army a taste of their own brutality. The film also features “Freaks and Greeks” star Samm Levine, “The Office” star B.J. Novak, and horror director Eli Roth. Check out the trailer below, and then let us know what you think.

Dragon Ball Z: Super Android 13 / Bojack Unbound

I don’t know what it is about the “Dragon Ball Z” movies that make them feel so second-rate, but it probably has something to do with the fact that they’re nothing more than cheap imitations of the series. “Super Android 13” is the perfect example, because it pits the Z Fighters against a trio of androids created by the late Dr. Gero – even though that ground was covered pretty thoroughly in the Imperfect and Perfect Cell sagas. And though it’s fun to watch Goku, Vegeta, Trunks and Piccolo fighting side by side, there’s not a single original moment in the film’s brisk 45-minute runtime. “Bojack Unbound” fares a little better, not only because it takes place during a World Martial Arts Tournament, but because it showcases something we’ve never seen before; in this case, a slightly older Gohan and Future Trunks. The latter was never seen again following the Cell Games (after all, the real Trunks had already been born), and Gohan went from annoying kid to mature teenager within one episode, so it’s kind of cool to see them fight during the period in between. Unfortunately, the fights aren’t very exciting, because while Bojack is built up to be this menacing enemy, it’s difficult to imagine any of the fighters having a problem defeating him after their battle with Cell. That’s “Dragon Ball Z” for you, though, and when you’re a fan of the show, you learn to take the good with the bad. This might not be the strongest of the double features, but thanks to “Bojack Unbound,” it’s not quite the weakest either.

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Ping Pong Playa

There have been movies based on books, TV shows, plays, skits, comics, and video games, but to my knowledge, inspiration for a film has never come from a commercial. Credit documentary filmmaker Jessica Yu, then, for taking a character from a little-known online advertisement and putting him up on the big screen in one of the year’s most underrated films. “Ping Pong Playa” tells the story of Chris “C-Dub” Wang (Jimmy Tsai), an Asian-American slacker with dreams of becoming a pro basketball star. When his mother and brother are injured in a car accident, however, C-Dub is forced to help out with the family ping pong business by teaching his mom’s beginner class and filling in for his champion brother at the upcoming tournament. Following the same formula as most underdog sports comedies (including the mandatory training montage and cartoon villain), “Ping Pong Playa” makes up what it lacks in originality with a never-ending supply of comic energy. To quote my good friend Neil Miller of Film School Rejects, actor/co-writer Jimmy Tsai is “crazy charismatic.” Granted, he’s had some time to perfect the character (which originated in a series of Venom Sportswear ads), and it’s not exactly a star-turning performance, but without Tsai, “Ping Pong Playa” wouldn’t be nearly as funny or memorable.

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