Tom Cruise has reportedly given his betrothed an iPod with 300 – count ’em – 300 of her favorite songs to help her keep quiet during her giving birth to the Cruiser’s mutant. Apparently, Tom wants Katie to “listen to calming music.” Yes, well she’s probably into techno and speed metal, and would therefore be insanely loud during the birthing. Does anyone even seriously like Tom Doucher Cruise anymore? How could anyone find anything remotely worth salvaging in his poor little soul? Ah well, at least he’ll have his mutant and will finally be able to dump Katie and get on with his weird little world. I personally can’t think of one movie I’ve seen of Cruiser’s where I didn’t feel like kicking his teeth in after 30 seconds of watching him. Say amen somebody.
Category: Actresses (Page 246 of 258)
…American Idol host Ryan Seacrest was recently spotted sucking face with Desperate Housewife Teri Hatcher:
Could this be another “let’s put those gay rumors to rest once and for all” publicity stunt (Tom Cruise, we’re looking in your direction)…or is Ryan just a poor, misunderstood metrosexual with an unfortunate addiction to hair-care products?
Only time will tell.
…but Lindsay Lohan thinks it would be “cool” to play Wonder Woman in the upcoming feature-film on the Amazon super-heroine.
“I’m trying to find roles right now that are different to anything I’ve done to show my abilities, to show that I have some sort of stretch in me,” says Lohan. “Because most of the things that I’ve done so far are aimed at younger girls and are light-hearted.”
Honest to God, Lindsay, just make the move to softcore, straight-to-video porn and be done with it already…
Nothing says true love like a painstakingly rendered, full-tricep tattoo of your intended, staring vacantly in a black bra and turning your elbow into her tight little abs. Quintessential Daddy’s Girl (and erstwhile “90210” virgin) Tori Spelling, then, has finally found true love with unknown actor Dean McDermott, per the photo below:
Ahhh, don’t it just make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? Birds sing, spring flowers creep slowly up out of the ground…and Donna Martin has finally gotten over David Silver’s nasty betrayal in the back seat of that limo. As everyone knows, Hollywood love lasts forever…much longer than any tattoo.
Except, perhaps, Angelina Jolie’s “Billy Bob” tattoo. And Roseanne and Tom Arnold’s Roseanne and Tom tattoos. Oh, and Johnny Depp called, and said he had just two words for the budding lovebirds: “Wino Forever.”
We’ve all seen upsets in the NCAA tournament. Who can forget #15-seed Santa Clara overcoming a 25-0 run to beat Arizona in 1993? But what about romantic upsets? You know, the schlubby guy with the model wife. They’re everywhere on TV, from sitcoms to commercials. But these upsets happen in real life and you need a way to describe the upset couple to your buddies without actually having to rate the guy. Because rating a man’s looks is not a very heterosexual thing to do.
Here’s an example:
12/5 – Sharon (Gwenyth Paltrow) and Hal (Jack Black) from “Shallow Hal”
The favorite is clear, but the spunky 12-seed often finds a way to win. We see these kinds of upsets all the time, so they’re not too surprising.
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