David Spade and Heather Locklear? OK, hell must have officially frozen over. All I can say is, “what the fuck?” Mr. Spade, I believe I was in line before you. How you managed to not only get in front of me, but also managed to woo Ms. Locklear is beyond me. I hope you enjoy all that hot, greasy sex, you undeserving man. “The Benchwarmers” better be hella good. Yes, I actually just did say “hella.” Christ.
Category: Actresses (Page 245 of 258)
This was already ridiculous. Now it’s offensive. (Props to JustJared, via Defamer)
Defamer has a nifty little caption-filled post of this shot, detailing everything that’s wrong with it, but we’ll simply say: nice beach ball, Katie. And hey, if nothing else, this enables us to do a little Katie/Not Katie side-by-side comparison studies.
One thing’s for sure: neither one of them is pregnant, and only one of them can actually get pregnant.
…Jessica Simpson is considering stretching her considerable acting range – which includes not only music videos but also Pizza Hut commercials, thank you very much, you skeptical bastards – and taking a role in Baywatch: The Motion Picture.
Of course, the report comes from a British tabloid, so it’s not anything you’d want to actually put money on…but, strangely, I can totally picture her in the part.
In what is apparently not a joke, People magazine reports that Paris Hilton is being considered to play the role of Mother Teresa in an upcoming film. Indian director T. Rajeevnath is set to direct, and has put Hilton on the short list because of her purported resemblance to the benevolent, virginal nun who placed the needs of the poor above her own and cared little for material goods.
Yep, sounds like a slam-dunk.
Ravjeevnath is taking a meeting with Hilton in India at the end of this month. In unrelated news, the entire population of India will be evacuating the country at that time.
Pamela Anderson is, once again, calling for an end to seal hunting.
While I respect her desire to accomplish as much for animal rights with her celebrity as possible, there’s still something a bit too dramatic about the headline…
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