Tag: Tom Cruise is a Cock Block

The Tom Cruise saga continues

I promised on Saturday that I would continue the epic and mildly NSFW “Tom Cruise is a Cock Block” trilogy. So, as we wind down the holiday weekend, here is part 2. Enjoy. Something tells me this a lot more entertaining than “Knight and Day.”

Another superstar to leave off your July 4th barbecue guest list

Okay, so as far as I know he’s never used the n-word or physically threatened anyone other than a couch, nor does he appear to have any particular substance abuse issues but, among misbehaving superstars, Tom Cruise may be someone you think long and hard about before allowing him to enter your social circle. That’s especially so if you have romantic designs on any other guests, or an aquarium.

A big h/t to the Facebook page of the award-winning blogger, Kid in the Front Row, for directing me to this mirth-inducing 2007 short, which turns out to be the first of a trilogy. Stay tuned. Oh, and you guys complete me.

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