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24 7.7: If they dare touch a hair on your head, I’ll fight to the last breath

We are an hour away from the unofficial end of Act I, and while I’m shocked that they have suddenly discarded the most formidable weapon that any President in the show’s history has had to face – fare thee well, CIP device – I applaud and understand the decision to move the show to the next arena. The FBI weren’t going to remain in the dark forever, so it was only a matter of time before they were able to figure out the next target. Likewise, the Scoobies weren’t going to be able to do this on their own forever, so as risky as the move is to reveal their identities to the President, to have them continue to operate so efficiently, without tipping off the authorities to either their identities or location, would have been silly. So good for them for acknowledging that and moving on.

Of course, I reserve the right to change my mind about any of this if they take the show somewhere I don’t like. It’s my right as its blogger. So mleah.

So Colonel Ike Turner, aware that the FBI had figured out his next target but unaware that they didn’t know where he was or how to stop him (why not make a call to your well-placed source and find out the dilleo?), pulled the plug on his chemical plant attack with only minutes to go. Hmmm. Why not just let it play out, even if you think your location has been compromised? May as well hit them hard one last time, right? My inner paranoid – which is a flattering way of just saying ‘I’ – wonders if the Fox censors stepped in and said, “Uh, no, you’re not wiping out a small town in Ohio. They vote Republican, Murdoch won’t have it.” Just a thought.

“Hot damn, Tony, I finally get to shoot me some bad guys.” “I’m happy for you, Bill.”

Luckily for Turner, he now has the First Man as a hostage, so if he was able to freak out Madame President with the threat of massive casualties, he can now freak her out with the threat of one extremely important casualty. At the same time, Turner has lost an incredible amount of leverage in the process. I picture their next exchange to go something like this:

Dubaku: You will meet my demands.
Taylor: No, I won’t.
Dubaku: (*BANG*) Your husband is dead.
Taylor: Way to go, genius. I’m now going to bomb your army back to the Stone Age, steal your diamonds, and rename the country Taylorville.
Dubaku: *Shit.*

Yes, he can take away the love of her life, but as cynical as this may sound, that’s all he can do. Dubaku is no longer in a position to threaten the nation’s security, so how badly can he really hurt her? His only recourse after playing the First Husband card is to coerce his US government recruits to step up their complicity. But they’ll get caught, because they were all stupid enough to get into bed with General Candyman in the first place. Hopefully, they have something planned that we can’t predict at the moment. Hopefully.

God, how much does Jack love Jacqeline right now? She holds her own in a huge gunfight and takes out a bunch of Dubaku’s men. Next week’s scenes show a shot of Jack speaking with the President in the Oval Office, and I’m waiting to hear Jack say, “You can trust us, Madame President, but first thing’s first.” (drops to one knee, looks at Freckles) “You are going to marry me. The only question is how much you want it to hurt.” That’s truth. That’s love.

Heroes 3.14: It’s a strange new world we live in…

Welcome back, kids, to one of the most bashed series currently on television…and that’s by people who used to consider themselves fans of the show. Now, clearly, if you’ve been a regular reader of this blog, you know that, although I’ve been here from the very beginning of the “Heroes” saga and plan to hang on ’til the bitter end, I’ve had my problems with the show. Clearly, Tim Kring and the gang can’t please all of the people all of the time, but even I can admit that Season 3 started off looking like it was going to blow the disappointment of Season 2 out of the water and only ended up having its own share of problems. Worst of all, the first half of the third season, “Villains,” came to an end with the death of one of the series’ one interesting new characters: Papa Petrelli, played by the ever-awesome Robert Forster. (The only consolation is that, well, we thought the character of Papa was dead throughout the first two seasons, so there’s every reason to believe that they’ll find a way to bring him back to life yet again.)

Tonight, we were presented with the beginning of the second half of Season 3, which has been given the subtitle of “Fugitives.” How was it, you ask…?

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“Kyle XY” canceled, “Leverage” renewed, “Friday Night Lights” ratings

TV.com reports that ABC Family has elected not to renew “Kyle XY” for a fourth season, but did pick up “Lincoln Heights” and “Greek” for additional seasons.

The news of Kyle XY’s cancellation first hit the Web via a report from EW.com’s Michael Ausiello, who believes that Kyle’s slumping ratings may have done it in. The show, ABC Family’s first original program, was one of the main reasons ABC Family has turned itself into a promising off-shoot of Disney and ABC. But now with other ABC Family shows–such as The Secret Life of the American Teenager–raising the bar, it appears that Kyle XY is the odd-man out.

I didn’t watch “Kyle XY,” but this has to be heartbreaking news to fans of the show. “Greek” makes for good summer viewing, so I’m happy to see it was picked up for another season.

In other news, TNT renewed “Leverage” for a 15-episode second season.

The early-December debut of Leverage drew an impressive 5.6 million viewers, and over its first nine episodes has averaged 3.2 million viewers.

“Leverage” has been sailing along, though it is pretty unbelievable at times. It has a sense of humor and doesn’t really take itself too seriously (except when it takes itself too seriously). The characters are diverse and strong, and though the humor can be a little “shticky” at times, it’s a pretty funny show.

“Friday Night Lights” fans have to be wondering how the ratings have been since the show debuted on NBC. Well, the show averaged 4.17 million viewers over its first three episodes, which is down from 5.61 million last season. Michael Ausiello says that the show “will be back provided all (or most) of the 4.6 million people that tuned in for last Friday’s season premiere … stick around for the entire season. And they’d be fools not to.”

Hopefully, “Friday Night Lights” can stay above the 4.0 million level so that NBC is getting enough out of the show to continue to co-own the rights with DirecTV.

I was all ready to write a positive review of “The Last Templar”…

…but then I saw the last 15 minutes.

NBC’s four-hour miniseries based on Raymond Khoury’s novel of the same name starts out a bit rough, but eventually finds its groove once the two main characters — archeologist Tess Chaykin (Mira Sorvino) and FBI agent Sean Daley (Scott Foley) — get some real screen time together. The plot revolves around the lost Templar treasure and a series of related murders. At its best, “The Last Templar” resembles “Romancing the Stone” with Sorvino playing the unruly adventurer and Daley the unwitting passenger that’s along for the ride. At its worst, it reminded me of “The Librarian” movies on the USA Network.

When “The Last Templar” works, it is due to the chemistry between Chaykin and Daley. Their budding romance is cute and there are several laugh-out-loud lines. Given the heavily religious subject matter, the miniseries does a nice job of balancing between the faithful (Daley) and the skeptic (Chaykin). That is, until the last 15 minutes, when the story goes off its rails.

At this point, I should warn anyone that might want to watch “The Last Templar” that there are spoilers ahead. For those that think that they still might want to watch it, I would recommend the miniseries to religious types that are looking for a little Indiana Jones/Jack Colton-esque adventure.

**SPOILERS AHEAD**

So the Templar treasure is supposed to be the Gospel of Jesus, which would, according to Chaykin’s mentor/adversary, Bill Vance, prove that Jesus was in fact mortal and debunk Christianity as a whole. The only problem is that the treasure is at the bottom of the sea, where the Templar ship went down back in the 13th century.

After bringing up the figurehead from the Templar ship, Chaykin, Daley and Vance do battle on the deck of the boat during a storm and the ship is capsized. Tess washes ashore on a Greek isle and awakens to find Sean in the next room in a coma. She goes back to the beach to pray (for the first time, apparently) for Sean’s life and conveniently finds the figurehead, which also washed ashore. Inside, she finds the supposed Gospel of Jesus. So then she, an experienced archeologist, decides to open this priceless treasure on top of a windy cliff in the open air. As she’s examining the scrolls (which are literally blowing around in her hand because it’s so windy), Vance (who also apparently washed ashore the same island) manages to sneak up on her. Mind you, the two are on top of the cliff with no cover whatsoever. In the real world, Tess would have seen Vance coming from a mile away. (Of course, in the real world, Tess would have taken the scrolls back to safety before examining them.) But there they are, on a windy cliff, arguing over what they should do with the scrolls when the menacing Vance continues to approach Tess. She’s afraid of him and the scrolls slip out of her hands. Vance goes over the edge of the cliff and dies. The supposed Gospel of Jesus is lost forever.

That scene was bad enough, but it was followed up by a flashback to ancient times where we learn that the Gospel of Jesus wasn’t written by Jesus after all. It was written by the Templars to (I guess) dispel the notion that Jesus was the Son of God. Instead of just leaving the “was Jesus for real?” question unanswered, “The Last Templar” decided to hit us over the head with the fact that the Gospel was a fake. That, coupled with Tess’ prayers being answered with Sean’s awakening, made for a very heavy-handed conclusion to the story.

In the end, it appears that the miniseries stayed pretty faithful (pun intended) to the conclusion of Khoury’s book, at least based on The Last Templar wikipedia page, so maybe my beef is with Khoury and not with the miniseries. Vance’s appearance on the cliff was ridiculous, and after 3 hours and 45 minutes of doing a pretty good job of balancing faith and science, the miniseries abandoned that to have a feel-good ending for the religious folks.

The bottom line is that if you aren’t religious, don’t bother with “The Last Templar.”

Claymore: Chapter Three

The third volume of the “Claymore” series is arguably more focused than previous installments, but that doesn’t necessarily make it better. Though it’s nice to have a batch of episodes that tells a contained story for once – in this case, Clare’s battle with a sadistic Claymore named Ophelia – none of them are especially memorable. After teaming up with four other Claymores in the second half of Chapter Two, Clare just doesn’t seem as interesting when she’s on her own. In fact, I was beginning to hope that the rest of the series would revolve around this newly formed group taking down the Organization that has targeted them as potential Awakened Beings. Those familiar with the manga would probably tell me to relax, because that’s exactly what happened in the original story, but with only 12 more episodes to go, here’s hoping the gals reunite sooner rather than later. After all, for as much fun as it is to watch Clare get chopped to pieces only to be resurrected Darth Vader style, the last thing we need is for the story to slow down just before it approaches the final stretch.

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