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Bullz-Eye’s All-Time Favorite TV Punching Bags

In nature, the weaker members of a species are often ostracized so they cannot reproduce and dilute the gene pool. Lions, for example, do not keep an omega male around to be the butt of the joke for the rest of the pride, like we humans tend to do. And while that makes sense in a Darwinian way, our way is a lot more fun. It may be cruel, but imagine how boring life would be if we lived in a world without the human equivalent of a punching bag. Admit it: you all know someone who fills this role in your life, and you relish it. You wouldn’t be human if you didn’t.

The world of television has a near-inverse proportion of punching bags as there are in nature, and this makes sense; it is much easier – and fun – for the writing staff to designate one character as the target for random acts of misfortune and malice, though not necessarily in that order. If you ever wondered why every show features at least one character that the other characters would likely never associate with in real life, now you know.

So bring us your sad, your weak, your insecure; your clueless, your obnoxious, your desperate, your slow-witted, and we will celebrate them for their inherent loserness. Get your boxing gloves on as we present to you Bullz-Eye’s all time favorite TV punching bags.

The Office: “Goodbye, Toby”

You may (or may not) have noticed that I didn’t blog “The Office” the last couple of weeks. This is due in part to a relative lack of things to write about. With Jim and Pam getting along swimmingly, there really wasn’t a “will they or won’t they?” vibe going on anymore and I found myself simply scribbling down my favorite lines and transcribing them for you. It is much easier to blog a serialized drama where there are obvious things to talk about – season-long storylines, cliffhangers, mysteries to solve, etc. – but comedies can be tough. (I know, cry me a river, right?)

But tonight’s episode definitely warrants a post. It was the season finale, and the writers didn’t let us down. Once Pam and Jim got together, I was worried that the show would lose that heartwarming feel that offsets some of the mean-spiritedness of some (or most?) of its characters. But this season has been just as funny, and one of the season-long story arcs was Jim’s decision to propose. This almost came to a head tonight, but Andy beat him to the punch. I wish I could say that I was surprised, but they sort of hid Andy for most of the episode, and as soon as I saw him sitting there at the party with that big, goofy grin, I knew he was going to ruin Jim’s moment.

I didn’t like the fact that Pam was a little upset (or was it disappointed?) with the fact that Jim didn’t propose. Does it not run through her mind that, once Andy makes an ass of himself, Jim may have wanted to propose but couldn’t because Andy just stole the show?

A while ago, I pondered (on this blog) about the reason why Michael hates Toby so much and I hoped that they’d eventually reveal the back-story. A reader wrote that he thought it was simply because Toby is the HR guy and his role is to tell Michael when he’s crossed the line, essentially sucking the fun out of working at Dunder-Mifflin (as far as Michael was concerned). I honestly thought that there was more there, but tonight’s episode revealed no new information on that front, so I guess I was wrong. I will say that Michael’s song parody of Supertramp’s “Goodbye, Stranger” was pretty cool. (And I’m aching to hear “Beers in Heaven” as well, even if it is a bit sexy.)

But back to the romance angle, it was a disappointing episode for Michael, who finally found a girl that seemed to like him for him. By the way, Holly, the new HR rep, was played by Amy Ryan, who recently finished up her role as Beadie on “The Wire.” She also has a burgeoning film career, with recent roles in “Gone Baby Gone” and “Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead,” as well as “Dan In Real Life,” in which she co-starred with Steve Carell. Was that how she came to be on “The Office”? Hmmm.

Anyway, there I am, rooting for Michael not to mess it up with Holly, and Jan rears her ugly head. Don’t get me wrong, I think Jan is hilarious, but how she manages to rope Michael back into her life after refusing to use his sperm to get pregnant is beyond me.

As we look forward to next season, I wonder if Holly will be a recurring character and if that romantic triangle will be a season-long storyline. If so, I think it has potential.

In other news, it was great to see Jim messing with Dwight at the beginning of the episode. I think there should be a rule that every other week, the show has to open with Jim playing some sort of prank on Dwight. That’s great stuff. I also enjoyed Kevin the Mentally Challenged Accountant. Holly’s interaction with him was hilarious.

Lastly… Moes!

Now, for a few great lines:

Michael: “I should make you a mix.”

Ryan: “Congratulations. Congratulations on doing your job. Now enter the order on the website.”

(By the way, it was hilarious to see the cocky Ryan being escorted out of the DM HQ in handcuffs.)

Michael: “I think I love her.”
Jim: “You can think that, but you don’t say it out loud and you definitely don’t tell her.”

Pam: “Don’t tell him this, but I always thought that Toby was kind of cute.”

And then, of course, the tag…

Dwight and Angela hooking up in the office!

The Office: “The Chairmodel”

Tonight’s episode (which was a little bit of a letdown after last week’s terrific return) had three major storylines:

1) Newly-single Michael looks for a date. (hilarious)
2) Andy and Kevin try to get their parking spaces back. (filler, though I did enjoy Andy’s dance in the parking lot)
3) Jim and Pam might take the next step. (touching)

Classic lines:

Creed: “Then I’ll have two chairs. Only one to go.”

Michael: “Would an average size rowboat hold her without capsizing?”

Michael: “Hmmm. Wendy – a feisty redhead.”

Jim: (on bended knee) “Hey, Pam. Will you…wait for me for one second while I tie my shoe?”

That last one was a beauty.

The Office: “Dinner Party”

“The Office” is back and right out of the gate it re-established itself as the best comedy on TV. All due respect to “30 Rock,” “South Park,” “Reno 911” and “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” nothing beats Michael Scott and his gang of misfits. Exhibit A: the dinner party.

Only Michael would (and would have to) trick his employees into committing to a late night of (fake) work just to ensure that they didn’t make any plans and would be free to attend a dinner party at his place. Once the setup was in place – Michael, Jan, Pam, Jim, Angela and Andy, all at the Scott residence for a night of good food and good company – I knew we were in for a treat.

The list of funny moments is simply too long to mention all of them. It’s like the writers came back from the strike with a million great ideas that they tried to stuff into the episode’s 22 minutes. The jokes were coming fast and furious, but I managed to scribble down a few of my favorites: Jim’s face as he first smelled Jan’s candle room, the video camera in the bedroom, Michael’s plasma TV, Hunter’s CD, Jim’s flooded apartment (along with Pam’s smile when she accepts his brilliance and ensuing shock when she realizes that he’s prepared to leave her there), and last but not least…

“You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies has on a person!”

Jan and Michael were great as the constantly bickering couple who seem to despise each other but are, in fact, so dependent on each other that they’ll probably never split. I nearly wet myself when Michael screamed, “That is a $200 plasma TV!”

Great stuff.

Welcome back, people. We missed ya.

What were your favorite moments?

TV’s Back! – The Post-Strike Return

Michael Franti once described television as “the drug of the nation, breeding ignorance and feeding radiation.” As such, we’re guessing he isn’t nearly as excited as we are that we’re finally beginning to see the fruits of Hollywood’s writers at last being able to put pen back to paper. CBS clearly got the jump on everyone else with the premiere of their new episodes, but as you can see, the other networks will soon be joining in the fun as well, offering up all the fresh new comedy and drama we’ve been craving for so very long. Okay, maybe it hasn’t been that long – as soon as the strike wrapped up, you probably noticed how some series magically “found” a few episodes they’d unabashedly been sitting on – but it’s damned sure been long enough.

Check out our coverage here, then head back over to tell us what shows you’re most psyched to see return!

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