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For those guys who didn’t make it onto “Beauty and the Geek,” listen up…

Like “Dr. Who” isn’t enough to make Sci-Fi worth watching, this trainwreck ought to seal the deal.:

“Who Wants to Be A Superhero?”

In nationwide open casting calls, potential heroes will arrive in costume to prove their mettle, revealing the true nature of their superhuman abilities and invoking the noble credos by which they live. From these thousands of hopefuls, Stan Lee – the big man from Marvel Comics – will choose 11 lucky finalists to move into a secret lair and compete for the opportunity to become a real-life Superhero!

A secret lair…?!?

Oh, yeah, this is gonna rock.

A new crew in Who-ville

Sci-Fi has picked up the rights to the BBC’s update of the Dr. Who series, starring Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper. Entertainment Weekly posted this link to the show’s “teaser” page announcing the U.S. deal. The teaser is cute, though not particularly forthcoming…and is just as low-budget as both the previous and, apparently, current iteration of the show.

Don’t click through too deeply into the site’s pages, though: since the first season of the show has already aired in the UK, the site is positively teeming with spoilers.

The series will begin airing on Sci-Fi in March. Now if only they’d exhume The Timelords’ classic single, “Doctorin’ the Tardis” to use as their theme song. I’m sure Gary Glitter could use the royalties once he gets out of prison…

And in other Baywatch news…

All you ladies out there can scream for joy once again as David Hasselhoff has filed for divorce! I dunno how the guy managed to make his second marriage last so long. What possesses a woman to wanna be married, nay, fall in love with, a guy who drove a talking car and demanded that Baywatch be more serious? Oh, and let’s not forget all those great rockin’ songs he’s lavished upon the Germans as well.

Still, those thirsty for new Knight Rider action will be happy to know that Hasselhoff is getting primed for a big screen version of the old show. Anything to keep that career alive in the US, right David?

Well, his breasts ARE tastier!

Oh, that Pam Anderson, always finding a way to put herself in the news when she feels no one’s staring at her anymore. Seems she’s gone off the deep end and has demanded that a bust of Colonel Sanders be removed from the state Capitol. Her jealousy raging over those succulent breasts with 11 secret herbs and spices, I can only imagine that she and the rest of the people backing this action are demanding separation of chicken and state (ba doom ching). She claims the bust is a “monument to cruelty.” How ironic, considering her bust is the exact same thing given how many times it’s changed over the years.

Soderbergh seeks to sleep with fishes

Firing a shot across the Establishment’s bow, indie auteur Steven Soderbergh intends to broadcast his new movie, “Bubble,” on high-definition TV the same day it comes out in theaters (January 27), and release it on DVD just four days later. As a result, most major movie chains have refused to carry the film, not wishing to support a product that will appear in competing formats simultaneously.

Soderbergh is just giving people what they want…but that doesn’t mean the Hollywood Powers That Be won’t still try to make an example of him for messing with their revenue model.

Soderbergh’s plan is a victory for everyone who can’t make it to the movie theater as often as they would like (parents of young children, for example), or who have grown disillusioned with the rude behavior of their moviegoing peers. Under Soderbergh’s model, no one will have to wait weeks or months to view a new movie in the comfort of their own home, if that is how they would prefer to view it.

Will this model shrink the total revenue pie for movies released in this fashion? Most likely. Is it still a good idea? Yes, as long as the producers don’t mind giving up that revenue and alienating their distribution partners in the process.

Does Soderbergh stand a very good chance of being fitted for concrete shoes by the boys in the projection booth? Certainly not. Those union men are known to be delightfully easy to reason with, and not the least bit prone to violent outbursts of temper.

But Steve, you might want to bring a pair of water wings to that premiere, just in case.

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