Continuing her quest for world domination, benevolent billionaire media tyrant Oprah Winfrey has signed a $55 million deal to produce a new satellite channel for XM Radio. Since Her Oprahness will undoubtedly be far too busy managing her TV shows, book club, magazine, web site, and Broadway play to produce much actual satellite radio content herself, the channel will rely on the Oprah JV Squad (e.g., interior designer Nate Berkus, diet guru Bob Greene) for the majority of its programming.
However, Oprah has not ruled out the possibility of an on-air smackdown in which she and Dr. Phil gang up on XM bad boys Opie and Anthony to demand that the young upstarts clean up their act, put some clothes on the ladies, and start giving back to society.
