How could she even care? Paris Hilton wants some diaries and naughty photos of herself back in her possession. They’re making the rounds, you know. 20 mil is being asked for them. 20 mil for some cheap slut’s hackneyed personal writing and dirty photos. Has it really come to this? She proves herself time and again to be close to the village idiot in IQ level, so you think she’d learn after a few times. Why are people even fascinated by her? She’s less deserving of attention than Milli Vanilli.
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And this time it’s Al Lewis’ turn. Yep, Lewis who is most famous for his role as Grandpa Munster bit the dust at age 95. Damn, that’s a good, long life! He even had his own restaurant in Greenwich Village called Grandpa’s and also ran on the Green Party ticket not too long ago. That dude was so much more than Grandpa, I tell you. But now he’s gone. So long, Mr. Lewis. Your hair was really freaky.
Awww yeah. Looks like Heather Locklear is finally getting rid of Richie Sambora. I never understood what kept their marriage going for so long, but now I don’t have to wonder any more. What do you think my chances are of snagging her? Better or worse than getting a date with Jessica Alba? I’ll take either one. Gimme some lovin’, dammit!
Ain’t that Rosie O’Donnell just the cutest thing? Clearly delusional, “Ro” apparently believes that there are still people out there who want to see her on television. To that end, she is working on a sitcom pilot with author Alice Hoffman, featuring herself in the starring role as “an Erma Bombeck type” with a blended family, whose ex-husband (???) is forced to move in with her.
O’Donnell, best known of late for her horrifically unflattering haircuts, her rambling political rants, and her creepy online poetry, went on to indicate that she is writing the pilot with Colin Quinn in mind to play the ex-husband role, and Sharon Gless to play the dead ex-lover to whom Rosie/Erma speaks while writing her newspaper column.
To which I say: Sharon Gless could do way better than Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, seriously. Come on. This is Cagney we’re talking about. Or possibly Lacey. I never could remember which was which.
But either way, to the network programming heads out there: Please spare us this blight on humanity. We beg you. We may have to start begging you in creepy online haikus, if this thing goes into production.
Well kids, it looks like Jessisca Alba is the chick the guys want the most, according to an AskMen.com list of the 99 most wanted babes. Failing to make the list for the first time this year is Britney Spears. That’s not so surprising to me, considering I never found Spears to be the least bit attractive. That trailer trash quality always hit me smack in the face way before it did anyone else, I ‘spose. Alba, on the other hand, is certainly one fine mama I’d gladly take home to mom, if dear old mom wasn’t dead and I wasn’t married and…oh yeah, Jessica would actually even want me to take her home let alone give me the time of day. Ah well, a man can always dream.
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