Here’s your must-see clip of the week, right here. Henry Rollins writes a letter to Ann Coulter, asking her to give up her life for a more, well, simple life with Henry. I can’t help but think that she would find this idea secretly appealing. I know that it would certainly fulfill one of my desires if he were able to make her go away.
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Nah, just kidding. We don’t, actually. But in an effort to perpetuate the myth that we do, NBC is producing what’s basically a good old-fashioned variety show in the form of “America’s Got Talent,” executive-produced by the “American Idol” legend himself, Simon Cowell. Cowell and the show’s host, the even-more-legendary Regis Philbin, did a press conference to discuss the show, and Bullz-Eye.com was able to participate and ask Simon about his personal choice for the panel of judges, to ask Reeg about one of his reported upcoming projects, and to reference a staple of ABC’s “TGIF” line-up.
The full transcript appears after the jump.
While not a 100% guarantee by any means, it looks like 2007 is set to be the year that the Smurfs finally make their debut on DVD.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I can say pretty unequivocably that “The Smurfs” were the official turning point for Saturday morning TV for me. I had a lot of years under my belt of vegging out and watching anything and everything the networks threw at me, but “The Smurfs” were the beginning of the end. Soon, I would buy a button that said “Nuke the Smurfs,” and I would begin my rebellious stage…which, if memory serves, consisted mostly of wearing the button and not much else.
Based on Sunday’s estimates, courtesy of boxofficemojo.com:
1) Cars: $62.8 million (first week)
George Carlin plays a hippy dippy VW bug named Fillmore. Where do they come up with this stuff?
2) The Break-Up: $20.5 million ($74.1 million, second week)
Vince Vaughn says that whatever baby wants, baby gets. Baby wanted a good movie.
3) X-Men: The Last Stand: $15.6 million ($201.7 million, third week)
Well, if you’re going to kill a franchise, then perhaps hiring Brett Ratner to direct the last installment isn’t so terrible an idea.
4) The Omen: $15.5 million ($35.7 million, first week)
The Anti-Christ has eyes on the US Presidency? Depending on whom you ask, that either just happened or is currently happening.
5) Over the Hedge: $10.3 million ($130.3 million, fourth week)
Remember, when that Doberman down the street comes charging at you with slobber a-fling, what it’s really thinking is “Play,” not “Disembowel.”
Skipping 6) and 7)…
8) Mission: Impossible III: $3 million ($127.5 million, sixth week)
Get your resumes ready, Paramount staffers. The bloodletting begins now.
Samuel L. Jackson used his MTV Movie Awards appearance to present the award for Best Movie and got the maximum amount of promotion for his OWN new movie out of it.
Here’s the link, so you can see it for yourself, but in case MTV decides to yank it, here’s the transcript, word for motherfuckin’ word:
“I’m here tonight to present the award everyone’s been waiting for: Best Movie. Now, this award holds a special place in my heart, because next year, I’ll be winning it…for ‘Snakes On A Plane.’ Now, I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don’t give a damn. I am guaranteeing that ‘Snakes On A Plane’ will win Best Movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. The new James Bond…? No snakes in that! ‘Oceans Thirteen’? Where the snakes at?!? ‘Shrek the Third’? Green…but not a snake! No movie shall triumph over ‘Snakes On A Plane’…UNLESS I happen to feel like making a movie called ‘More Motherfucking Snakes On More Motherfucking Planes’! Here are your nominees for Best Movie…”
DAMN, I love Sam Jackson…
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