Here’s your loudmouth:
Honestly, it seems like Jessica Alba’s the one who leaks just about everything about this film to the press. Her latest claim is that “Fantastic Four 2” will include everyone’s favorite teflon-plated waverider, the Silver Surfer. I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m sure she’s a lovely woman, but she also strikes me as someone who, if her info turns out to be wrong, will just shrug her shoulders, cover her mouth with one hand, and go, “Oopsie!”
Actor George Clooney has backed out of his $3 billion deal with a Las Vegas developer to construct an old-school, “Rat Pack”-style hotel, casino and residential complex just off the Vegas Strip.
Despite scrapping the project, Clooney will still make tens of millions of dollars on the deal, which he plans to donate to the African Debt Relief Project…and then steal it back from them in a clever heist.
What man in his right mind would consciously break the heart of Sandy Olsson? Other than Danny Zuko, that is…
After disappearing during a deep-sea fishing trip almost a year ago, Patrick McDermott, the boyfriend of former Grease star Olivia Newton-John was recently seen by three separate witnesses in the Baja Peninsula area.
McDermott is now believed to have faked his own death in order to evade substantial debt and avoid possible jail time for failing to pay child support to his ex-wife.
Informed of the news, all the devastated singer could say was, “I’ve got chills…they’re multiplyin’.” Here’s hoping she’s not hopelessly devoted to this bum. You can do better, Sandy. You always could.
The Littlest Hanson got married this weekend.
Just so we’re clear, at age 20, Zac Hanson was not even old enough to legally partake in the champagne toast at his own wedding…but he got hitched to 22-year-old Kate Tucker just the same.
Then again, middle brother Taylor Hanson, an elder statesman at 23, has been married for five years and is the father of two kids…so, by that standard, little Zac is actually running surprisingly late in the game.
We at Premium Hollywood wish Zac and his new bride all the best…and we swear it totally wasn’t us who kept pressuring the DJ to play “MMMBop” all night at the reception.
Based on Sunday’s estimates:
1) The Break-Up: $38 million (first week)
Hooray for Jennifer Aniston, she has a hit movie on her hands. Now she and Paul Walker have something in common: they can claim to be a box office draw, despite the fact that they had virtually nothing to do with their movie’s performance. Somewhere, in hell, a devil just got his wings. We hope you’re happy, Vince Vaughn.
2) X-Men: The Last Stand: $34.3 million ($175.6 million, second week)
They lost two-thirds of their audience from last week, most of which, we’re guessing, was only there for the “Snakes on a Plane” teaser, anyway. After all, that massive first weekend gross couldn’t have been because of Brett Ratner’s deft ability of sending cars hurtling into the air while Pyro sets them ablaze, over and over again, could it? Didn’t think so.
3) Over the Hedge: $20.6 million ($112.3 million, third week)
Forget arcane clues, secret societies, and the deliberate subordination of Jesus the Human. The public has spoken, and they like the cookie.
4) The Da Vinci Code: $19.3 million ($172.6 million, third week)
Don’t cry for Ron and Tom, Argentina. This movie’s still made a sick amount of money, and greenlit the prequel, “Angels and Demons,” which Akiva Goldsman will surely dumb down just as much as he did Dan Brown’s (already emotionally flat) “Da Vinci” novel. We can hardly wait. And by that, we mean that we can wait. Forever, if need be.
5) Mission: Impossible III: $4.6 million ($122.6 million, fifth week)
This placing, a good $15 million behind the next movie, brings to mind Bill Hicks’ joke about Iraq having the world’s third largest army, and his comeback: “Yeah, but after the two biggest armies, there’s a preeeeeeeety big fucking drop-off.”
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