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Zach Braff IS Fletch

After a few years of being in the proverbial Hollywood pipeline, The Weinstein Co. has green lighted a film adaptation of Gregory McDonald’s Fletch Won to be written and directed by Bill Lawrence with Zach Braff in the title role. Prior to this, Kevin Smith had been entertaining the notion of doing the exact same thing, but it never came to fruition.

Personally, I’m glad to see this thing finally in the full-on go mode. Having read a number of the Fletch books and being a fan, I can safely say that the first Fletch was fucked around with so much that it barely resembled the book at the end. Of course, Fletch Lives was not even based on any of the books and managed to do even more disservice to the whole series. Lawrence and Braff promise to keep Fletch Won edgier, which is exactly what the other flicks needed. Fletch was not a slaspstick, pie-in-the-face story, but that’s what it became. The novels are filled with dry humor and always have a real sense of suspense in them. They’re hard to put down.

Unlike Chevy Chase…who really doesn’t need any more space wasted on him from me.

The State rescored and coming to your home

Score one for the fans and one for the lowly music business who keeps good shit from flowing through. The State, MTV’s sketch comedy which featured the likes of Michael Ian Black, Thomas Lennon, Keri Kinney, and Ben Garant will finally be available either on DVD or iTunes later this year.

What was keeping it from being released all this time? The music used in the episodes, of course!

“They just rescored and we’re all doing ADR,” Garrant continued.
“The thing that was preventing it was the music clearances,” Lennon explained, “because at the time, MTV had a deal that anything with a video you could just use. No longer the deal.”

“All our sketches that were built around a Breeders or a Lenny Kravitz song, which was a lot of them,” said Garrant, “so we had to rescore everything, but finally, MTV put up the money to rescore it, and I guess it’s coming out.”

How generous of MTV! They’ll easily make all their money back on this one. Blah…gotta love legalities.

Cook is sorry – Brinkley still workin’ out with Norris


Peter Cook is sorry and is gradually working up to the levels of Botox enjoyed by his wife.

Here’s a tissue for your issue, pal. Peter Cook, the big famous architect who got famous for marrying Christie Brinkley has announced that he’s sorry for a fling he had 10 years ago with a 19 year old girl. Yeah OK, so according to this story, a month after he broke it off with this girl, he got engaged to Brinkley. No harm, no foul, people! Consider it as the dude just having his last jollies before locking up the bait and tackle until he got divorced. Pshaw, this happens all the time…

Anyway, Cook sez:

“I love my wife. I have loved her since the day I met her. Please … I love her,” Cook told New York Post columnist Cindy Adams via his lawyer, Norman Sheresky. “For a lifetime, I’ve tried to prove how much I love her. This is an aberration. I’m sorry. I’m contrite. I’m stupid. Foolish. No excuse.”

Are you really sorry, Peter? Or are you just worried that Chuck Norris is gonna take your baby away for good and you’ll be forgotten again? Oh, to not have a public spotlight to constantly live within. That must suck.

Actually, it’s more like a bad pedophile running a day care center

At the recent TV Critics Association panel introducing the new fall primetime season, recovering addict Aaron Sorkin compared the influence of television in America to “bad crack in the schoolyard:”

As the audience of journalists erupted into laughter, Sorkin playfully asked, “Why did I use that word?”

Actor Bradley Whitford replied, “I have no clue.”

At first, Sorkin simply added, “Everything is fine,” but later joked, “I will go person to person giving each $100 if we can just get the crack quote out of the papers tomorrow.”

Clearly, Sorkin’s pockets weren’t deep enough to get the cover-up job done.

And, worse, his slip may also have unintentionally shed some light on a larger issue: Sorkin’s mistaken yet firmly-held belief that there is such a thing as good crack in the schoolyard…

Box Office Roundup: Jack Sparrow Must Die

Based on Sunday’s estimates, courtesy of boxofficemojo.com:

1) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest: $35 million ($321.7 million, third week)
We are clearly still in the ‘it’s made so much money, therefore it must be good’ phase. Sadly, this galling lapse in judgment will probably last one more week.
2) Monster House: $23 million (first week)
It’ll do for your children what the face-ripping scene in “Poltergeist” did for you: scare the living daylights out of them. Years later, after the bed wetting has stopped, they’ll say it’s one of their favorite movies of all time.
3) Lady in the Water: $18.2 million (first week)
The bloom has officially fallen off the M. Night rose. Nina Jacobsen, despite having just lost her job in the delivery room, must have felt a slight wave of vindication when she heard the box office numbers.
4) You, Me and Dupree: $12.8 million ($45.3 million, second week)
How this movie outgrossed “My Super Ex-Girlfriend,” which contains a far funnier performance by a Wilson brother, is beyond us. Sure, neither movie is any good, but “Girlfriend” is waaaaaaaaay more tolerable than this dreck. Tell your friends.
5) Little Man: $11 million ($40.6 million, second week)
How many times did we tell you not to play with the dirty money?

Wha’happen Movie of the Week: “Clerks II,” which was the best movie released this week yet finished sixth with $9.6 million. (“Super Ex-Girlfriend” was seventh, with $8.7 million). Both of these movies are far better than “Dupree” and “Little Man,” and we suppose there is a statement in there somewhere about the gradual dumbing down of society, but we’re not smart enough to connect the dots.

The movie to see when Talladega Nights is sold out: “The Descent,” a super-creepy gorefest involving a group of rock climbing girls with bad, bad luck. Think “Aliens” crossed with “The Hills Have Eyes.” Freaky deaky.

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