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Proof positive that there are other prudes in the world besides US of A citizens

And it’s all thanks to New Zealand! That’s right, the country has decided to drop a Nissan ad featuring Kim Cattrall slinging double entendres all over the place while trying to keep people interested in her before her career deep sixes once again.

The offensive bits include,

“Why didn’t you tell me it was so big, I just wasn’t prepared for it?” she gushes. “The all-new Nissan Tiida makes you feel really, really, really good inside.”

She tells a salesman: “Ah! That was amazing. Absolutely fabulous! I mean the great body and the way you moved it.”

Thank God it wasn’t aired over here, lest the moral majority who are still afraid of their sexual organs keep us all safe and sound.

It’s a nice day for a white (trash) wedding

Ahhhh, young love and marriage. Or, well, young-middle-aged love, and remarriage. Obvious soul mates Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson are back on, and going strong. So strong, in fact, that they’ve already set a date for the wedding: next weekend.

Reports have Kid-n-Pam getting hitched on a yacht in the French Riviera July 29, but we’re betting that’s just a clever ploy to keep the paparazzi at bay. The real celebration will undoubtedly take place in a pimped-out doublewide trailer somewhere in the Ozarks, with all of the inbred relatives from both sides of the family wearing their finest faux tuxedo t-shirts, sequined tube tops and festive flip-flops; eating Cheez-Whiz straight from the can; and washing it down with generous swigs of Grampa’s homemade moonshine.

So where’s our invitation?

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