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Box Office Roundup: Everybody loves Bill

Based on Sunday’s estimates, courtesy of boxofficemojo.com:

1) Stomp the Yard: $13.3 million, $41.5 million to date (owner: Bill Clark, A Don’t Call Me Shirley Joint)
Bill Clark’s whites-of-their-eyes strategy pays off in spades, owning four of the top five movies in the second to last week os the season and vaulting into first place after spending the bulk of the year in seventh.
2) Night at the Museum: $13 million, $205.8 million to date (Will Harris, What’s All This, Then?)\
Will rides Ben Stiller’s unfunniness into fourth place, knocking Punch and Pie and their can’t-miss “Charlotte’s Web” into a measly fifth place. Dakota Fanning is already plotting to have Will’s entire family erased from history.
3) Dreamgirls: $8.7 million, $78.1 million to date (Bill Clark: A Don’t Call Me Shirley Joint)
And I’m telling you that Bill’s not leaving the top five.
4) The Hitcher: $8.2 million (Bill Clark, Don’t Call Me Shirley)
Even he will tell you that he feels guilty about this one. Was that CGI rabbit the worst looking special effect in years or what?
5) The Pursuit of Happyness: $6.7 million, $146.5 million to date (Bill Clark: A Don’t Call Me Shirley Joint)
The public’s thirst for syrup and mush, it appears, is endless. And Bill is only happy to capitalize on it.
6) Freedom Writers: $5.5 million, $26.8 million to date
I like hanky panky. Nothing like a good Swank-y.
7) Pan’s Labyrinth: $4.7 million, $10.1 million to date (Mark Pfeiffer, Reel Times)
When they say ‘don’t eat the fruit,’ and you see a hideous beast sitting next to a pile of dead children’s clothes, don’t eat the fruit.
8) The Queen: $3.7 million, $35.8 million to date: $5.9 million (Jason Zingale, Seven Strangers Productions)
Slowly, quietly, “The Queen” is outselling third round picks like “Deck the Halls,” and is about to overtake first round pick “Stranger than Fiction.” Helen Mirren: a bigger box office draw than Will Ferrell?
9) Children of Men: $3.7 million, $27.4 million to date (David Medsker, Scary Clown Studios)
Our favorite bit: the over-the-counter suicide drug. “Because only you know when the time is right.” Heh heh, suicide is funny.
10) Arthur and the Invisibles: $3.1 million, $9.2 million to date
Props for putting Mirwais’ “Disco Science” in an animated movie.

Current standings:
1) A Don’t Call Me Shirley Joint: $339.8 million
2) Reel Times Pictures $301.3 million
3) TSSU Productions: $283.9 million
4) What’s All This, Then?: $278.9 million
5) Punch and Pie Pictures: $274.4 million
6) Seven Strangers Productions: $211.5 million
7) Scary Clown Studios: $190.4 million
8) Nights and Weekends: $178.2 million

This week, the final week of the season: What’s All This attempts a left field sneak attack with “Epic Movie” and “Smokin’ Aces,” while Nights and Weekends and Scary Clown prepare for next season.

And in obvious news…

Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab. Surprised? Well, I suppose at 20 years old, there’s really not much left to do when you’re rich and famous, so you might as well get that first rehab visit out of your system as early as possible. Apaprently she’s been attending AA meetings. We know how well those work, considering alcohlism isn’t a real disease, and AA is religious hoo-ha behind a sobriety facade. Does Lindsay believe in God? Will she recover from too much partying? Here’s an idea – just quit drinking altogether on your own time without the need for a media circus, you spoiled brat.

Would you dare harass this man’s daughter?

Nah, me neither…but that didn’t stop 21-year-old Daniel Snee from threatening ex-girlfriend Amanda Sorvino, causing concerned father (and former Goodfella) Paul Sorvino to show up on the scene brandishing a gun:

Amanda Sorvino testified Snee threatened to kill her at a hotel Jan. 3 in Stowe, Vt.; she said she locked herself in the bathroom and called both police and her father. Her 67-year-old father showed up before police, she testified. […]

“He got in my father’s face and said, ‘Go ahead, Paul, shoot, I ain’t done nothing wrong,'” Amanda Sorvino, 36, told a Monroe County judge. The judge granted her request for a protection-from-abuse order against Daniel Snee, 21.[…]

When police arrived, the young man was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, she said.

Charged with disorderly conduct…and branded a front-runner for this year’s Darwin Awards, no doubt. That is, assuming young Daniel hasn’t already been fitted for a lovely new pair of cement shoes by some of Paulie’s less reputable associates.

Who’s more edgy and topical than Stephen Colbert?

Why, this man, of course:

I’m not gonna tell you I wasn’t a huge fan of Rich Little when I was a kid; truth be told, I can still remember watching “Rich Little’s Christmas Carol” on HBO and loving every minute of it. But, c’mon, was the backlash from last year’s entertainment at the White House Correspondents Association dinner – Stephen Colbert – so tremendous that they had to find the cleanest, most mainstream political comedian (and I’m using the term loosely) to follow him?

Apparently so.

NBC Universal to launch horror network

No, they won’t be airing old episodes of “Joey,” “Stark Raving Mad,” or other failed NBC sitcoms; the new net will be a cross-platform distribution channel for real, good old-fashioned horror fare:

The company is planning Chiller, a horror-themed network that will exist as a standard and HD cable channel, a VOD package and a broadband Website.

Chiller, which is slated to launch March 1 and already has carriage on DirecTV, will use for its programming old horror TV shows and movies from the Universal library and others. Titles include the TV shows Twin
Peaks and Tales From the Crypt and movies The Shining, Psycho and The Birds.

Of course, the new net will consist entirely of recycled content, and will not be without its competitors (including Comcast’s FearNet, as well as much of SciFi’s programming). Thus, the question remains: will viewers tune in to Chiller for more than “a damn fine cup of coffee” with their friends in Twin Peaks?

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