Your day won’t be complete until you go to the site and check out the MP3 of “There’s Always Something Doing When Brimley’s In Town.” According to the website, the song, a duet between “Brimley” and “Steve Guttenberg,” “mirrors the complex and rocky relationship these two masters had with one other.” Come on, everybody, sing…!
“So lock up your daughters, ’cause shit goes down
When Wilford Brimley’s in town…!”
So are the folks at Slate.
Wanna send your friend a personalized message from Sam Jackson informing you to get off your sorry ass and see his new movie, “Snakes on Plane”? Look no further…
At the recent TV Critics Association panel introducing the new fall primetime season, recovering addict Aaron Sorkin compared the influence of television in America to “bad crack in the schoolyard:”
As the audience of journalists erupted into laughter, Sorkin playfully asked, “Why did I use that word?”
Actor Bradley Whitford replied, “I have no clue.”
At first, Sorkin simply added, “Everything is fine,” but later joked, “I will go person to person giving each $100 if we can just get the crack quote out of the papers tomorrow.”
Clearly, Sorkin’s pockets weren’t deep enough to get the cover-up job done.
And, worse, his slip may also have unintentionally shed some light on a larger issue: Sorkin’s mistaken yet firmly-held belief that there is such a thing as good crack in the schoolyard…
You can tell from the resignation in his eyes that poor Mr. Macy would rather shove his arm into a woodchipper than have this photo taken with D-list actress and notoriously off-key singer Bai Ling…and yet, he does the polite thing, and smiles somewhat convincingly:
Here’s Go Fug Yourself’s hilarious transcription of what each person in this picture is thinking:
WILLIAM H MACY: Save me. Someone save me.
BAI LING: I am soooooo comfortable here with William H Macy. I feel so safe. I feel so in love. I feel like I am wrapped in a giant ball of safe love. Love safe. Sove! Lafe!
WILLIAM H MACY: I fear I am about to start laughing inappropriately. The way you do at a funeral. Who wears a bikini top with a matching skirt, anyway? Although this isn’t bikini material. I don’t think. I don’t know. Felicity always wears a sensible one-piece…dress or swim suit, come to think of it. Oh my god, is she touching my butt?
BAI LING: Bai Ling Macy. Mr and Mrs William H Ling-Macy. Bai and Bill Macy-Ling. Ooh! Ooh! Personality Number Nine will LOVE being Bai Macy-Ling. That sounds like a new cut of panties!
WILLIAM H MACY: Felicity. I am so sorry. This means nothing. This crazy woman just attacked me. What was I supposed to do? I’m scared of her. She’s preternaturally strong.
Will William be rescued? Click here to read the rest of the exchange.
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