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Keri Russell to deliver impeccably coiffed infant


“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me for ever cutting my hair.”

The former “Felicity” star and her fiancé, contractor Shane Deary, are expecting their first child this summer, People magazine reports. No word yet on a specific due date or on the child’s gender…but rest assured that, boy or girl, the newborn will emerge from the womb with blindingly beautiful hair, instantly winning the hearts of all who survey it.

However, following its first haircut, the child will be completely ignored.

File under: “Know your place, boy”


“No, seriously: I’ve got a gun.”

Suffice it to say that Kevin Federline’s place is nowhere in the vicinity of Lindsay Lohan…but that didn’t stop him from hitting on her. K-Fed reportedly sent Lohan a text message saying “We should hang out,” to which Lohan diplomatically responded, “Why would I hang out with you?”

So, does this fall under “You can’t blame a guy for trying”…or, “You, sir, have reached glorious new heights of self-delusion”?

You be the judge.

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