Category: Humor (Page 57 of 74)

Lindsay Lohan’s frozen asset

Lindsay Lohan’s Frigidaire is rumored to hold at least one item not available in your grocer’s frozen goods aisle: her recently removed appendix.

According to reports, Lohan demanded that hospital officials turn over the appendix because she was afraid it would end up being auctioned off on eBay. Rather than let this happen, Lohan intends to hold on to her appendix until she finds someone who will agree to trade it for a brand new liver.

“Lookwell”? It sure does.

I’m not sure how I’m only just discovering the existence of this failed pilot now, but, in ’91, Adam West had a shot at comedy immortality with a sitcom that was written and produced by Conan O’Brien and Robert Smigel. Foolishly, NBC took a pass on the series, but after you watch below, I dare say you’ll wonder why. It’s one of those concepts that, while you sense it might not have held up for more than a season, that one season would’ve been the stuff of legend…

So, email “schwettyballs@match.com,” then?

Looking to fall in love again, 48-year-old actor Alec Baldwin indicated in a recent interview with Glamour magazine that he is open to the idea of meeting women online.

Of course, he realizes that it may be difficult to maintain his anonymity while doing so, given that most dating sites require a photo. No word yet on how Baldwin plans to solve that problem, but inside sources tell us the screen names he’s considering using on match.com include “CoffeeIsForClosers,” “SNLSchwettyBalls,” and “NoMoreMrBasinger.”

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