I think I would have preferred that the DHL carrier just punched me in the face rather than deliver this to me.
“Witless Protection,” in theaters February 22. It is your civic duty to make sure this movie makes as little money as possible.
Category: Humor (Page 48 of 74)
If it was, it wouldn’t be so damned funny.
Of course, if you’ve actually got kids, it’s also pretty disconcerting to realize that, one of these days, it could be your teenager who’s surfing over to the MTSS site and getting educated on things ranging from masturbation (it’s equal opportunity, offering segments for both males and females) to “backdoor business“…and just for the record, those are their quotation marks, not mine.
On the up side, though, at least they remind kids that it’s okay to talk to their parents about these things.
Shit. I better study up.
Probably not, given that there’s only one film from prior to the ’80s (and the line they’ve cited is, while a little cheesy, still one of the most immortal in cinematic history), but if you’re curious to see EW’s personal favorites, you can find there right here.
I don’t agree with all of them – I actually quite like some of the lines they’ve called out as being awful – but I sure as hell agree wholeheartedly with at least this one:
“You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.”
Recognize it…?
I’m in the middle of watching the PBS miniseries, “Pioneers of Television,” and in the middle of the episode which focuses on the variety show, I was thrilled to see an appearance from what has always been my favorite moment from “The Carol Burnett Show.” It always shows up on blooper specials, but you know how that series was: if they’d yanked every moment from the show where they were cracking up, you wouldn’t have had a show.
Anyway, sit back and enjoy as Tim Conway goes out of his way to completely destroy the composure of his co-stars…
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