Please, please let this be a bad dream.
Rush Limbaugh. Our beloved Chloe from ’24.’
Bad, bad dream. Scary clown. With Viagra.
If I promise never to eat pizza and Skittles right before bed ever again, will someone please make this go away?!
Category: Gossip (Page 33 of 50)
Is it wrong to punch Kevin Federline repeatedly in the face while wearing metal-studded leather gloves? We think not.
Is it wrong to continue punching him until the flesh falls from his face, revealing the bare, empty skull beneath? Again, we think not.
Is it wrong to punch his visibly pregnant, baby-clutching wife Britney Spears every time she steps in front of Kevin to protect him, or to purposely punch her baby so that she will drop the child and thereby leave Kevin more vulnerable? Surely, this cannot be wrong.
At least, we don’t think so. And neither do the makers of this videogame.
It’s where, over the course of just a few months and with just a few snarky remarks, you lose up to two…count ’em, two…co-hosts!
Just a handful of weeks after it was announced that Meredith Viera would be leaving “The View” to take over Katie Couric’s spot on “The Today Show,” which in turn resulted in an announcement that Viera would be replaced by everyone’s favorite lesbian, Rosie O’Donnell, Star Jones has declared herself to be hitting the road as well.
“I’m not sure what the future holds,” said Jones, cryptically, “but I’m absolutely sure who holds the future.”
What? You make a quote like that and don’t tell us who holds it…? FOUL!!!!!
If so, could someone please confirm if this is one of the signs of the apocalypse?
“I’m not a pedophile. Really.”
He’s 59 years old. His girlfriend, Ashley Myrick, is 20…so he’s a full TWO YEARS clear of any statutory rape vulnerability, thank you very much.
And yet, Woods still managed to completely skeeve out Us Weekly readers the world over with this quote: “She has it all: beauty, brains, and charm. I knew her when she was a little kid.” [emphasis ours, for maximum gross-out impact]
Ewwwwwww! Think about that for a moment. Think about being 39 years old, and being introduced to an adorable newborn baby girl by her proud, beaming parents…and then banging that same little angel twenty years later. [Shudder!]
We always thought James Woods was kinda creepy, but we could never quite put our finger on the reason for it. Now we can.
Click here for a picture of the happy couple…and then go find some bleach to scrub the image from your brain.
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