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Not exactly faster than a speeding bullet, but he can do some weird shit with his mind.

Last night’s episode is either going to go down as one of the most important shows in the history of “Lost,” or as one of the most boring. Despite my mixed feelings of the transpiring events, I’m going to have to lean towards the former, as it delivered yet another change in structure for the series. Last week gave viewers their very first flashback via the lives of the Others, while this week took it one step further and created a sort of flashback-within-a-flashback scenario for everyone’s favorite Scotsman, Desmond. And in case you still haven’t figured out just what Desmond’s newly gained “powers” are, Hurley is quick to clears things up: “That guy sees the future, dude.”

Charlie’s interest in Desmond has all but amplified ever since he predicted the lightning strike on the island, but after saving Claire yet again from drowning in the ocean, he schemes a plan to find out how exactly he’s able to do this. So, with the help of Hurley, Charlie decides to get Desmond drunk (that always works, right?) before interrogating him. His plan doesn’t work very well, however, and Desmond attacks Charlie for calling him a coward. This results in a flashback of the hatch explosion at the end of season two. We’re quick to discover that upon turning the key, Desmond is seemingly transported back to the past during the height of his relationship with Penelope.

The Desmond that appears in this “flashback” is certainly aware of the fact that he’s supposed to be on the island (and so the possibility of time travel is certainly plausible), but after meeting with a woman whom he believes to be his subconscious (Fionnula Flanagan in one of the best cameos of the series), Desmond realizes that it’s really just all in his head. Of course, if that’s the case, then did he really meet Charlie in the past? Whatever the answer, his relationship with Charlie has certainly become a fatal bond of sorts. You see, Desmond was never really rescuing Claire from death. He was saving Charlie. Charlie was the one that would have been struck by lighting, and Charlie was the one that would have drowned when he dived into the water to save Claire.

This dynamic presents some very interesting theories, the most obvious being that Desmond’s sole purpose of being on the island is to save Charlie from death. It all makes sense, really, since the song that Charlie was playing on the street in Desmond’s flashback sequence was Oasis’ “Wonderwall.” And with lyrics like, “Maybe, you’re gonna be the one that saves me,” you can’t help but believe that it’s destiny. Then again, as Desmond was quick to learn in his trippy flashback/time travel, there’s no such thing as free will, and so it seems, no matter how many times he saves Charlie’s life, the poor kid’s doomed kick it. Hmm. Methinks I’ve seen this movie before. Wasn’t it called “Final Destination”?

Battlestar Galactica: “The Woman King”

This series doesn’t have a lot of them, but this was a classic filler episode. It revolved around Helo, a supporting character, and didn’t advance any of the main storylines at all. Athena was only there as a sounding board for her husband and Tigh, Adama and Dr. Cottle served basically the same purpose. I thought it was a little out of character for Adama to come down so hard on Helo, but his apology at the end of the episode was rather poignant, a credit to Edward James Olmos’ acting skills.

We did get a short scene between Athena and Number Six, and it’s interesting to see – in times of trouble – that Baltar appears to her just as she appears to him. The two are certainly intertwined, but we didn’t learn anything about why they are so connected. The fact that she also has visions indicates that Baltar may not be crazy, which is what we were led to believe for most of the first three seasons.

In the brief scene in the bar, Lee and Dee’s kiss garnered a jealous look from Starbuck, which probably means that storyline is far from over. We also met two new (?) characters, Marge and Connor, who provided absolutely nothing to the episode’s storyline.

Other than that, there was a virus spreading amongst the civilians (zzzzz) and it turned out that Doctor Robert (not from the Beatles song) was killing all the Saggitarions.

Of all the episodes this season, this was the most useless. Let’s hope the show gets back on track next week.

Heroes, Week 15: Finally, a hero in Virginia Beach!

And wearing a fucking Ramones shirt, no less! Yeah, baby…!!!

So things started with that incredibly awkward phone call from Claire’s birth mom to Nathan, a.k.a. Claire’s birth dad; it was surprising to discover that Mommy Dearest was actually calling to bilk some money out of Nathan, but she’s clearly not a professional at it, given her reaction to Nathan’s first cash offer. As the episode progressed, Mommy got shadier and shadier, making it harder to believe that she really felt anything for Claire…which, frankly, was more than a little depressing.

After that, I should’ve known from the quick cuts between Matt and Nikica (that’s my new amalgam nickname for Niki / Jessica) that they were in the process of setting up a meeting between the bunch of them, but, in truth, I didn’t realize it until I saw who Matt was picking up at the airport. I liked the shot of Niki’s reflection in the flower vase toward the beginning of the episode, but is it just me, or did Matt’s wife suddenly jump to, like, the 8th month of her pregnancy…? She looked reeeeeeeeeeeeally heavy lying in bed. But I digress. The sequence with Nikica and Matt bobbing and weaving through the hallways and stairwell was very well filmed, though her escape from the handcuffs is a little inexplicable. I guess we’re supposed to presume that she just ripped them off. Anyway, long story short, I’m guessing Matt won’t be getting much more personal security work…not that he’ll need to, given that he pocketed the bag on the way out.

I’m still not sure if Claire’s adopted dad…oh, hell, I’ll call him HRG Dude like everyone else does…if HRG Dude knows that she’s still got her memories, but it doesn’t seem like it. Clearly, however, I was on the money with my theory about Claire’s adopted mother’s synapses unraveling from Brother Voodoo’s repeated mindwiping.

Ando finds a princess who needs saving…named Hope. The whole segment started out like a bad Scooby-Doo episode, with Ando dressing up as a waiter to sneak into a hotel room, then devolved into a farce, with him hiding under the bed when the resident of the room came out of the shower. No real shock that Hope turned out to be pulling a fast one. “Thanks for the help, Sulu.” An easy joke, but a funny one nonetheless. It was, however, pretty ridiculous that Ando was so quickly turned by an ostensibly pretty face…although Hiro’s Vulcan salute and last line were great.

Mohinder’s having some trouble keeping folks on the line when he calls them, but when he got that message from the guy who wanted help…well, I’m sure he was grasping at straws, but most viewers surely knew it was a trap. And, yet, it wasn’t…although the poor bastard still ended up getting a visit from Sylar before Mohinder arrived. How fucking creepy was it that, when Sylar opened the door to greet Mohinder, he was wearing the Ramones shirt? Like taking dude’s brain wasn’t enough, he’s gotta take his shirt, too…? DAMN! I’m sure I wasn’t the only one who got a chill when Sylar showed off his new power. I can’t blame Mohinder for falling for Sylar’s rap, but it’s still damned depressing to watch…

Rome: “Heroes of the Republic”

In the middle of last season, Cicero said that he wanted to retire to the country. For someone that was thisclose to retirement, he’s certainly back in the middle of things. After getting outsmarted by Octavian (which is becoming a trend, methinks), he tries to intimidate the young man by trumping up Brutus’ and Cassius’ army. He says they have 20 legions, but in reality, they have nine. Octavian realized that was enough to defeat his four, which is why Atia went to Mark Antony. If the two generals come to a truce, they could make life very difficult for Cicero and his pals.

But I’m not sure why Atia went to Octavian in the first place. It’s clear by the shifty looks that she’s up to something. Maybe peace between her son and Antony is her end game, but it’s doubtful. After her fumbling of the Servilia situation, she definitely needs protection.

Pullo’s wife admitted that she’s jealous of the bond he has with Lucius. That was a nice moment when Titus said that he’d definitely save her if the two were drowning. She seems to be warming up to him, and it’s probably a good sign that she’s jealous. At least he can be sure that she cares about him.

I sensed that Gaia was into Lucius, and I don’t think that the two are quite done. There’s a good chance that she’ll create some conflict between Lucius and his third in command. (I still haven’t caught his name.) She seems pretty intent on not being viewed as a prostitute, so Lucius forcing her to take the money may come back to bite him in the ass.

Finally, I loved the scene where Agrippa brought Octavia home from the orgy. Octavia’s drugged explanation was terrific – “So I was at an orgy. Who cares?” – and Atia’s mood changed from embarrassment to anger, and finally to amusement when Agrippa professed his love for her daughter.

Looking forward, Brutus and Cassius intend to wait for Octavian and Antony to weaken each other before they step in to take control of Rome. Man, are they in for a surprise!

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