Category: American Idol (Page 50 of 56)

Last night America got a taste of big dollar advertising and how it influences TV. Forget 5 hour Super Bowls and 4-plus hour World Series games. The one-hour results show of “American Idol” ranks right up there and probably commands similar $$ for those precious commercials. But for those of us who just want to know who got booted off, the wait was excruciating.

First, the remaining contestants performed more Queen music, doing a medley. But it was hard to watch with a video montage occuring on a split screen. One of the medley songs was “Killer Queen,” making me wonder why no one attempted that one on Tuesday night.

Then they showed video of each of the contestants’ parents…mildly interesting, but mostly boring.

After that they announced next week’s theme: the music of Rod Stewart. Mrs. Vandalay almost vomited on command because she loathes Rod Stewart about as much as she loathes root canal.
I guess I’ll be watching next week’s episodes alone.

Then Ryan Seacrest went one by one with the contestants, showing them more video of their parents and families before letting them know if they were safe or in the bottom 3. 20 minutes later, he had declared Taylor, Katharine, Chris and Kellie safe. Then Elliott was the first bottom 3 victim, and he was asked to sing for everyone. After more commercials, Ace was also relegated to the bottom 3 and was asked to sing. Are you kidding me? You want real entertainment? Get Kellie and Katharine to start making out.

Then it was down to Bucky and Paris, with Bucky going to the bottom 3 and Paris going to safety. Of course, then we had to endure Bucky singing again before finding out who went home. And as the Buckster was singing “Fat Bottom Girls” again, it occurred to me: this dude really needs to go home. Lucky for me America felt the same.

Now, people of Bumfuck, North Carolina…..you can go change the population sign from 42 back to 43.
Your Bucky is back.

Ace Young, I think you may be next…especially if you try something stupid like “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?” Actually seeing what the contestants choose to sing is half the fun. See you guys next week.

Vandalay, OUT.

So last night’s “American Idol” featured the songs of Queen, one of the greatest rock bands of the last 3 decades. Though Freddy Mercury passed away and jurassic rocker Paul Rodgers took his place in the band, Queen’s music is still legendary. But how would the contestants measure up to the great Freddy Mercury, and sing songs that were obviously more difficult than anything they have tried yet?

Let’s go to the videotape…..

THE GOOD

Ladies and gentleman, Kellie Pickler is peaking at the right time. She may not understand Simon’s British accent through her hillbilly ears, but she took on “Bohemian Rhapsody” and gave a performance that no one expected. Not me, not the judges, not America. Kellie looked like Lita Ford and sang with a rocker growl she hasn’t really shown yet.

Gray haired boy Taylor Hicks may have appeared “drunk” to Simon Cowell, but to me he was the best performer last night. He took on “Crazy Little Thing Called Love,” which might seem in itself to be a safe choice. But dude rocked it out and never veered off key….he was entertaining and to me at least, kicked everyone else’s ass.

THE IN-BETWEEN

Chris Daughtry sang “Innuendo” and while Simon at the time said it was the best vocal of the night, I also agree with his assessment that it was a poor song choice. Not everyone knows the song, and Chris could have picked something more familiar and made a statement. Instead, he probably wasn’t in the top 3 of voting last night.

Katharine McPhee sang the ballad “Who Wants to Live Forever” and though it was Celine Dion-ish at times in power, Katharine seemed to shout and didn’t quite put the necessary feeling into it. She’s been in the bottom 3 before and I’m not sure she wont’ be back there again tonight.

Elliott Yamin sang “Somebody To Love,” which is probably as difficult to sing as “Bohemian Rhapsody” but he proved why he is still hanging around at this stage. Dude can bring it vocally, but he still wasn’t as entertaining last night as Kellie or Taylor.

Paris Bennett sang “The Show Must Go On” and while I agree with Simon that it was a little strange seeing this innocent young girl in black leather singing a power ballad, she still has what it takes vocally and could go all the way.

THE BAD

Bucky Covington, you are a karaoke machine. You proved that again last night with your countrified rendition of “Fat Bottom Girls.” Randy even used the word “karaoke” in his remarks, and that’s really what it was. You can sing, sure, but you are not going to be a star.

Side note: the funniest moment of the night was when Ryan Seacrest asked Bucky what it was like to sing Freddy Mercury, and Bucky replied, “He’s not somebody you want to get behind.” Ryan then answered, without missing a beat: “You can say that again.” All I have to say is, “Not that there’s anything wrong with that…”

Ace Young is so full of himself, and he may just be losing votes because of that. He took on “We Will Rock You” and it was, as Simon said, “a mess.” What’s more, he tried to get Brian May and the boys to change the arrangement of the song just for him. Thankfully they declined. But in response to Simon, Ace said “I think I rocked.” I’m glad you did, dude, now just go home.

So who will it be? Bucky, Ace, Katharine, Elliott? Maybe even Paris? Well, if America wants to redeem itself, it will vote off Bucky or Ace because let’s face it, they are not Idol material.

Tonight there is an excuciating one hour episode for the results show…..I wonder what will be in store to fill all that time. Will they bring back Barry Manilow, Stevie Wonder, Kenny Rogers and Brian May to form a supergroup? Will the big gay Mexican priest return again? Will Darrell and Terrell return in orange jumpsuits? Will Ryan Seacrest propose to Terri Hatcher? Okay, that’s enough from me today…see you for the results.

Vandalay, OUT.

It is a sad day here at Vandalay World Headquarters. Yes, Mandisa was voted off of “American Idol.” Sad not just because we thought she had the goods to go all the way, but because tools like Ace and Bucky are still hanging around. What gives, America?

Well, in all fairness, Mandisa was not very good the last few weeks. And let’s face it, when Simon made the comments very early on this season that the stage might not be big enough……let’s just say America already has one extremely overweight Idol and you don’t see much of Ruben Studdard anymore. And every time you do see him perform, he’s soaked in sweat and out of breath. That may not be fair but I am quite sure appearance was somewhat of a deciding factor.

The show started with the new face of Kenny Rogers….seriously dude, it’s okay to look like an old man!
Anyway, he performed his new single “I Can’t Unlove You” and sounded great….Simon even
commented beforehand that even though he doesn’t like country music, he is a Kenny Rogers fan.

Then after another really stupid Ford commercial (it’s not even worth getting into) they broke the remaining contestants into groups of 3, with one of those being the bottom 3. I thought for sure the group of Katharine, Ace and Bucky was it but I was wrong…it was Elliott, Paris and Mandisa. Paris….are you kidding me? Please, people…don’t vote her off before Ace or Bucky…show me that you have some semblance of hearing left.

So now we are left with the elite 8: Taylor, Kellie, Chris, Elliot, Paris, Ace, Katharine and Bucky.
I guess I’m sticking to my guns here and saying Chris is my favorite to go all the way. But has anyone noticed that Taylor keeps hanging around and hasn’t been in the bottom 3 yet? Neither has Kellie….hmmm. Stay tuned, it’s gonna get interesting.

Next week the contestants perform the music of one of the greatest rock bands ever, Queen. Ace will use his falsetto to hang on, but Bucky doing Freddy Mercury? Start packing your bags, dude.

Vandalay, OUT.