Category: Actresses (Page 235 of 258)

Almost as impressive as the return of Dr. Noah Drake

To celebrate the 25th anniversary of one of the most monumental moments in the history of soap operas – or as I like to call them, “my stories” – Genie Francis is returning to “General Hospital” to play Laura Spencer.

Actually, I’d never seen a single episode of the show until earlier this year, when my wife watched Rick Springfield make his dramatic return to the show, but even as an 11-year-old, I remember all the hoopla when Luke and Laura got married.

Francis has left the show on several occasions, most recently in 2002; at that time, her character has suffered a mental breakdown after she killed her father, and she’s been living at a psychiatric hospital in a catatonic state…as far as you know.

No word yet on what the plot will involve, but it’s fair to presume that, at the very least, Laura gets better.

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…

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Kate Moss has been reinstated as spokesmodel for for conservative British fashion house Burberry following allegations of cocaine abuse.

Despite having disgraced herself and, by association, the many fashion brands in whose ads she has appeared, Supermodel Kate Moss will appear in the fall/winter campaign for Burberry.

Said a Burberry spokesman, “She seemed a natural fit for our new line of ski wear…after all, when people think of snow, they think of Kate Moss.”

And besides, a new Burberry coat costs about as much as a bag of high-quality blow…so there’s clearly some target-audience synergy going on there.

How can it be wrong when it feels so right?

Is it wrong to punch Kevin Federline repeatedly in the face while wearing metal-studded leather gloves? We think not.

Is it wrong to continue punching him until the flesh falls from his face, revealing the bare, empty skull beneath? Again, we think not.

Is it wrong to punch his visibly pregnant, baby-clutching wife Britney Spears every time she steps in front of Kevin to protect him, or to purposely punch her baby so that she will drop the child and thereby leave Kevin more vulnerable? Surely, this cannot be wrong.

At least, we don’t think so. And neither do the makers of this videogame.

Hollywood Chamber of Commerce unleashes new round of strife

Matt Damon is in; Ben Affleck’s still out. Tim McGraw will appear, but his lovely wife hasn’t made the grade. Always ripe for debate, next year’s list of new stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is a doozy.

Okay, Michael Caine and Michelle Pfeiffer have clearly earned their stripes…but Erik Estrada? Barbara Walters, yes; Robert Altman, fine…LeAnn Rimes?! What the hell?!

And then there’s the whole issue of Puff Doody. Never mind that the Walk of Fame is presumably designed to recognize creative contributions to the arts…and electronically sampling the creative musical contributions of others hardly seems to qualify…what name is Sean Puffy Doodle Combs going to put on the star? Do they make stars big enough to hold all his nicknames? Or are they going to change their mind at the last minute, and give the honor to someone with a more low-maintenance moniker…like Prince?

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