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GI Jane wears jeans

Doing her part to validate the UK’s image of Americans as uncultured slobs, Demi Moore reportedly wore a t-shirt and jeans at a lavish birthday celebration for Princess Beatrice at Windsor Castle recently:

Beatrice, the daughter of the Duke and Dutchess of York, had an elegant masked ball, estimated to cost more than $725,000, at Windsor Castle celebrating her 18th birthday. The three hundred guests — who included assorted lords and ladies as well as celebs such as Elton John and model Elle Macpherson — were asked to dress in period costumes from 1888 (Beatrice was born in August, 1988).

Moore showed up in a stunning, white Victorian ball gown but mid-party, she snuck away to slip into something more comfortable. “She went upstairs to change, then she came back a few minutes later in a black T-shirt, jeans and black pumps,” a source told the London Mirror, which reports that Moore ditched the gown because she wanted to boogie nimbly with her hubby, Ashton Kutcher.

Okay, so clearly it was the influence of Michael Kelso that led to the unpardonable fashion faux pas…but still: Jeans. Among royalty.

Don’t you think even Kelso would have known enough to at least wear one of his dressier tank tops and a decent pair of chinos to a royal function, the better to impress his British-babe hostess?

Proof positive that there are other prudes in the world besides US of A citizens

And it’s all thanks to New Zealand! That’s right, the country has decided to drop a Nissan ad featuring Kim Cattrall slinging double entendres all over the place while trying to keep people interested in her before her career deep sixes once again.

The offensive bits include,

“Why didn’t you tell me it was so big, I just wasn’t prepared for it?” she gushes. “The all-new Nissan Tiida makes you feel really, really, really good inside.”

She tells a salesman: “Ah! That was amazing. Absolutely fabulous! I mean the great body and the way you moved it.”

Thank God it wasn’t aired over here, lest the moral majority who are still afraid of their sexual organs keep us all safe and sound.

William H. Macy is a stand-up guy

You can tell from the resignation in his eyes that poor Mr. Macy would rather shove his arm into a woodchipper than have this photo taken with D-list actress and notoriously off-key singer Bai Ling…and yet, he does the polite thing, and smiles somewhat convincingly:

Here’s Go Fug Yourself’s hilarious transcription of what each person in this picture is thinking:

WILLIAM H MACY: Save me. Someone save me.

BAI LING: I am soooooo comfortable here with William H Macy. I feel so safe. I feel so in love. I feel like I am wrapped in a giant ball of safe love. Love safe. Sove! Lafe!

WILLIAM H MACY: I fear I am about to start laughing inappropriately. The way you do at a funeral. Who wears a bikini top with a matching skirt, anyway? Although this isn’t bikini material. I don’t think. I don’t know. Felicity always wears a sensible one-piece…dress or swim suit, come to think of it. Oh my god, is she touching my butt?

BAI LING: Bai Ling Macy. Mr and Mrs William H Ling-Macy. Bai and Bill Macy-Ling. Ooh! Ooh! Personality Number Nine will LOVE being Bai Macy-Ling. That sounds like a new cut of panties!

WILLIAM H MACY: Felicity. I am so sorry. This means nothing. This crazy woman just attacked me. What was I supposed to do? I’m scared of her. She’s preternaturally strong.

Will William be rescued? Click here to read the rest of the exchange.

It’s a nice day for a white (trash) wedding

Ahhhh, young love and marriage. Or, well, young-middle-aged love, and remarriage. Obvious soul mates Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson are back on, and going strong. So strong, in fact, that they’ve already set a date for the wedding: next weekend.

Reports have Kid-n-Pam getting hitched on a yacht in the French Riviera July 29, but we’re betting that’s just a clever ploy to keep the paparazzi at bay. The real celebration will undoubtedly take place in a pimped-out doublewide trailer somewhere in the Ozarks, with all of the inbred relatives from both sides of the family wearing their finest faux tuxedo t-shirts, sequined tube tops and festive flip-flops; eating Cheez-Whiz straight from the can; and washing it down with generous swigs of Grampa’s homemade moonshine.

So where’s our invitation?

“Because you flirt shamelessly with another woman on national TV, THAT’S why!”

Add Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro to Hollywood’s ever-growing list of celebrities who are back on the market. Despite pledging their eternal love on MTV’s “Til Death Do Us Part” reality show in 2003 (a guaranteed pox on marital bliss, as a couple of folks named Simpson and Lachey will attest), Electra and Navarro are separating.

No reason has been given for the split…though fans of “Rock Star: INXS” will recall several suspiciously long camera shots of Navarro eyeing co-host Brooke Burke’s suspiciously long, bare legs…

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