Category: Actresses (Page 223 of 258)

Is this a good idea? We’re not sure. We do know that the album cover is guaranteed to be very, very attractive, prominently featuring her big, beautiful…eyes…and we give the girl credit for setting the vocal-quality bar very, very low.

We’re not saying that Tom Waits isn’t a good songwriter; we’re just saying that if you dredged a Singing Hokey Pokey Elmo doll up from the bottom of the sea, crusted with months’ worth of salt and rust, its voice would probably still sound more melodious than that of Mr. Waits…so at least Scarlett shouldn’t have too much to worry about on that front.

After seeing that Tara Reid was on the cover of US Weekly discussing her boobs and career, I knew that I just had to go the easier route of tracking this info down online rather than actually buying the mag and doing some “reading.” Sure enough, there were many revalations to be had, including her terrific show “Taradise,” which she now looks back on as “probably the stupidest thing I ever did … I didn’t know it was going to ruin my career.”

And how about her boobies? Yep, she regrets that as well saying she wanted a “big B” cup but the doc gave her a big C instead, which she didn’t like. And of course there were her misshapen nipples and all the great stuff. She’s since had the botched surgeries fixed. And how about her acting career? Well, she’ll be starring in a “direct to Web” (god, that’s gotta be worse than straight to video) flick called “Incubus” on Halloween.