Category: Action Movies (Page 156 of 165)

Our Joss, who art in Hollywood…

August 30, 2006 / Deb Medsker

…forgive us our trespasses, and deliver us from evil rumors like this one.

Action Movies, American Idol, Gossip, Movies

Chris Pontius may say he’s ashamed of himself…

August 29, 2006 / David Medsker

…but not too ashamed to cash the check.

“Jackass 2” hits the theaters next month (I just interviewed Steve-O last week, and that was illuminating, let me tell you), and so we present to you Johnny Knoxville & Co. dutifully subjecting their bodies to bodily harm the way a prostitute hands her body over to anyone willing to pay the price. Still, you can’t wait to see it, can you? Freak.

Kidding. I can’t wait to see it, either. The Firehose Rodeo clip is a hoot, but don’t miss Johnny’s encounter with a yak, either.

Johnny and the Yak
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Firehose Rodeo
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Anaconda
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The Big Tire Race
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Action Movies, Movies, Trailers

“Crank” in sixty seconds

August 18, 2006 / David Medsker

If you have kids nearby, make sure they do earmuffs before playing this clip, a collection of lines from “Crank” star Jason Statham cursing the bluest streak you’ve ever heard. Most decidedly NSFW, but you will undoubtedly ROTFLYAO.

Action Movies, Humor, Movies

The Snakes have landed

August 18, 2006 / David Medsker

At long, long last, All Snakes Day has arrived. So did the movie live up to the hype…?

Hell, yes.

Okay, so it’s not the Grestest Movie Ever Made, as I have insisted it would be all this time, but I have never had that much fun at a movie in my life. The first ten minutes of the movie are bad, bad, bad. Bad acting, bad dialogue, painful exposition…but then the plane takes off, and suddenly the movie explodes into the craziest deathfest you’ll ever see. My favorite detail was that it had a nice dose of mean. Innocents get taken down in equal numbers as the sinners. Beautiful.

I would also like to add, even for those of us with 93″ HDTV systems and who hate going to the movies, this is a movie that absolutely has to be seen in a theater, preferably late at night, with a rowdy crowd. When Samuel L. Jackson’s big line came, as gratuitous as it was, we yelled it out right along with him. The place went NUTS. Hot damn, was that fun. I can’t wait to see it again.

It’s still early on the west coast, so I’m going to wait for a bit, but “Snakes” director David Ellis said for me to call him today and tell him what I thought of the movie. If someone can think of a better response than “SNAKES ON A PLANE, MOTHERFUCKER!”, I’m all ears.

So let’s hear it, people. Did you see “Snakes on a Plane” last night? What did you think?

Action Movies, External Movies, Movies, Snakes on a Plane

The sequel before the original

August 14, 2006 / Jason Zingale

No doubt trying to cash in on the release of “Snakes on a Plane,” these bastards have beat Sam Jackson and Co. to the punch… and only three days earlier. Say it ain’t so!