Tom Wopat’s facin’ a drunk drivin’ charge, y’all. Ain’t that excitin’? No? Looks like Roscoe finally got his man. Har har. Too bad Boss is dead, but I’m sure he’s smilin’ down in Hell. Waylon’s upset, though. And Denver Pyle is still forgotten.
Author: Jason Thompson (Page 55 of 67)
Michael Douglas is back and his putting the smack down on fellow actors and actresses! Namely Brad Pitt (“”I don’t know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful wife to go hold orphans for Angelina”) and Renee Zellweger (” I mean, don’t ask me what happened with Renee Zellweger. I don’t know how you get married for four months”). Psst, Michael…it’s really only a matter of you getting saggier and baggier before Catherine tires of you or winds up in some affair with a much younger dude. I know what you’re doing though. You’ve already figured this out and are jealous that you’ve missed out on Angelina and Renee. It’s OK to vent, man. Just remember your number will soon be up as well. It probably already is.
As if anyone really cares, Sharon Stone will be revealing it all again in Basic Instinct 2. According to the article she’s tired of seeing young starlets getting naked and flaunting their hot-ass bods all over the silver screen. The 48-year-old wants to do it again and prove to someone out there that she’s still hot as well. How seeing Stone’s pubic region again is going to prove this to anyone is beyond me. And besides that, who gives a rat’s about Stone anymore, anyway? Oh so that’s why she’s doing full-blown nude scenes again. I gotcha…
Peter Tomarken, host of classic ’80s game show Press Your Luck was killed in a plane crash. Now goddammit, this was the best game show of the ’80s! Who didn’t wanna play on the big board of crap? It was to the ’80s what Joker’s Freakin’ Wild was to the ’70s. Every decade needs a game show with a big goofy board to play on. But game shows on network TV seem to be pretty much dead, save for “The Price Is Right,” “Jeopardy!” and “Family Feud.” Man, I miss the good old days of morning TV packed with shitty game shows. And I’m sorry, but Game Show Network doesn’t always do it for me. It was about having different games on at the same time with the power to choose, originally! Not being tied down to the whims of one cable channel!
Thanks for the great game, Peter. The new version of your show sucks ass. You were da king of pressing, baby!
Even Leslie Nielsen knew when to stop making movies for the theatres. So it should have been for Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector. All the trailers make it look like this is one flick for the 3rd grade crowd. Fart jokes! “Ball” jokes! Sushi jokes! Larry in drag! Booby jokes! A big, huge truck! Kid Rock! Unattractive women jokes!
Now, before it sounds like I’m trying to be above all this (like say the folks at PopMatters), let me just say that is not the case. This is just one of those flicks that boggles the mind as to how it got a major release. Sure, we’re still in that “dead of winter” part of the movie year, but…still…Larry The Cable Guy? Christ, not even Jeff Foxworthy had a movie, did he? If he did, I’m sorry for any of you who saw it. Hey Meds, you don’t have to go see this one, do you?
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