David Hasselhoff’s estranged wife is accusing him of domestic violence! He denies the claims, and I have to believe him. After all, this is the man who openly and warmly punishes all with his shows and music. A guy that wound up with alcohol poisoning on a bender and has been in and out of rehab with zero success! A man who’s gearing up for a December release of a “Knight Rider” flick and working to bring “Baywatch” to the big screen as well! I mean, this guy’s life is so rich with opportunity! Who doesn’t wanna dig in to the goodness and purity that is Hasselhoff?
Author: Jason Thompson (Page 56 of 67)
Ah, reality TV has claimed another couple. Travis Stork and Sarah Stone have parted ways. Yes, shed a tear. Wait, who? Oh yeah, those two losers from “The Bachelor: Paris”. But wait, didn’t they just “win”? Yes they did, but after taping finished, they weren’t allowed to contact each other for four months. Oh isn’t fucking with peoples’ lives for fun and profit on TV just the best? All that for nothing. I’m only too happy I don’t watch these shows. I’d hate to think I put personal time into something like watching such dreck only to be ripped off in the end. TV is a hot lover. TV is a cold bitch. TV is somewhere to see Vic Tayback yell at Linda Lavin. The good old days.
I don’t get it. Old horror flick after old horror flick is being remade like crazy anymore Up next for a March 10 release is The Hills Have Eyes. Is it just me, or is anyone else tired of being served reheated nostalgia? Now, sometimes I do like the results as in the excellent (and much better) remake of “Dawn of the Dead.” But for the most part, I couldn’t care less. Not for “The Amityville Horror,” not for “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,” not for “Psycho,” and certainly not for this one. Seems like I read where yet another oldie is getting remade soon, but I can’t recall what it is at the moment. So my question is has the horror genre dipped to such new lows that it’s easier to make a quickie remake of a classic than to come up with something new? If it isn’t that, then we’re off remaking J-horror flicks that don’t capture my interest, either (“The Grudge” was one huge piece of poo). I know there are folks here who have really enjoyed the two “Saw” flicks, so there is that, but still, there could be more.
Big news if you live in the Baltic area! Everyone’s favorite non-video playing channel MTV will soon be launching MTV Baltic! Now yet another section of the world can be tuned into Absolutely Nothing and find Zero Enjoyment in it! Can you imagine? You and all your Baltic buddies sitting around discussing how great it’s going to finally be having MTV with only images of its ’80s advent bouncing in your skulls and then being subjected to the modern shithole version of it? What fun! MTV, please stop torturing the planet with your non-entertainment. We don’t need “The Real World: Lithuania”!
Oh me, oh my. The Oscar ratings dropped 8 percent from last year. Guess who wasn’t watching them? That’s right, ME! Instead, we were enjoying watching episodes of “The X-Files,” “Queer As Folk,” and of course The Wiggles on DVD. None of the movies I saw (save for that shitty Crash) got nominated, but when do they ever, so why could I care less to watch a big ceremonial show devoted to all the junk I didn’t see? Not even Jon Stewart hosting the debacle could lure me in. I think the last time I watched the Oscars straight through was ’95 or ’96 in someone’s dorm room. Man we must’ve been bored that night.
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