Author: Jason Thompson (Page 50 of 67)

Proof positive that there are other prudes in the world besides US of A citizens

And it’s all thanks to New Zealand! That’s right, the country has decided to drop a Nissan ad featuring Kim Cattrall slinging double entendres all over the place while trying to keep people interested in her before her career deep sixes once again.

The offensive bits include,

“Why didn’t you tell me it was so big, I just wasn’t prepared for it?” she gushes. “The all-new Nissan Tiida makes you feel really, really, really good inside.”

She tells a salesman: “Ah! That was amazing. Absolutely fabulous! I mean the great body and the way you moved it.”

Thank God it wasn’t aired over here, lest the moral majority who are still afraid of their sexual organs keep us all safe and sound.

Oprah’s still not gay

Hey, you people curious about Oprah and her sexuality, with curiosity stemming from her super close n tight relationship with pal Gayle King, Oprah’s not gay! As if she hadn’t told you all this before. As if she wouldn’t tell you if she was – which she would, according to her.

Actually, I never knew her sexuality was ever in question. But then again, Oprah bores the hell out of me and I avoid her, her magazine, and her TV show like I avoid Hardee’s whenever I go back down to TN to visit the folks.

Place your bets on its cancellation now

Ben Stiller has teamed up with CBS to create a show for his wife, Christine Taylor. And guess what? Ben will be playing her husband on the show! I have a feeling this thing will run a shorter life than The Ben Stiller Show, and have less than 1/3 of the laughs. Although, since it is on CBS and not FOX, I may be proven wrong about that. After all, JAG lasted way longer than the one week it should have.

Wolverine spins off

It doesn’t matter if that last X-Men movie sucked. Hugh Jackman’s gonna star in a Wolverine spin-off feature. Did the studios say, “OK, we didn’t do so hot with out third X-Men, so let’s dump some more money into something that will make even less”? You gotta hand it to the industry, though. They know how to totally waste their money and fans’ time over and over again. Perhaps they should just do a straight-to-video flick, or better yet, try a TV series on FOX that can get cancelled after three weeks.

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