Author: Jason Thompson (Page 51 of 67)

Babs Walters betrayed by Reynolds

June 28, 2006 /

What’s it take to get Barbara Walters emotional? How about being Star Jones Reynolds and announcing you’re leaving “The View” a couple days earlier than planned? Well, that’s what it takes, kids.

Walters said she was taken by complete surprise when Reynolds announced her departure after the first commercial break on Tuesday. The announcement had been planned for Thursday, she said.

Damn you, Star. You and your freakish skinny android-like body.

“I would have loved for Star to have left and not said ‘I was fired,’ and not make it look like the program was somehow being cruel to her,” said Babs.

Oh, come on. It’s time everyone started being cruel to Star. I can’t believe it’s taken us this long to do it.

News, TV

Stars who failed as superheroes

June 27, 2006 /

And my, aren’t there a bunch? For your reading pleasure, A full list of actors and actresses who tried their damndest to be superheroes, and just fell on their asses. Most of the list is a no-brainer, but I didn’t even know Shaq went from Kazaam to Steel! That’s pretty big news. Actually, I think Aries Spears doing an impression of Shaq trying to be a superhero would be a bigger draw than Shaq himself. I’d go see it, anyway.

Actors, Actresses, News

Secret, secret, they’ve got a secret

June 27, 2006 /

Although I’m not sure how secret it is when it’s all over the net. Still, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are opting for the “secret honeymoon” package. No one knows where they are! I can give you a hint: be sure to check every Botox joint in the area to see if Kidman’s checked in recently. There’s nothing better than having a face full of non-expressive emotions. You know how she is with her face. According to the story,

“Her publicist said the 39-year-old actress was made so emotional by the attention[from fans regarding her wedding], she had to be taken into a separate room to regain her composure and have her makeup reapplied before walking down the aisle, The Sydney Morning Herald reported.”

I wonder if she has a little Mary Kay kit with Botox in it.

Actresses, News

Save Screech’s house

June 17, 2006 /

Or don’t. Poor Dustin Diamond who played “Screech” on TV’s “Saved By The Bell” is trying to raise $250,000 through t-shirt sales so he won’t have to give up his house. Apparently, though, the big news according to this weeks “Best Week Ever” on VH1 was Diamond’s appearance on Howard Stern’s show where he discussed how big his penis is. Certainly he could always go into 1337 prOn if his shitty shirts don’t sell.

Actors, News, Stand-Up Comics

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