Wookin’ pa nub in all the wrong places.
I swear to God, The Hoff is going to be the next Shatner in terms of cheese turning into career gold. Well, by the time he’s as old as Shatner is now, anyway. Anyway, The Hoff is now single after 17 years of wedded bliss to Pamela Bach. Can you dig it, ladies? Now’s your time to catch a ride on The Hoff!
Driven to bud
Fun times for Haley Joel Osment ahead! The 18-year-old actor was charged with DUI and possession of marijuana. This was all due to a vehicular encounter between his Saturn and a mailbox last month.
“Authorities said Osment was driving home alone about 1 a.m. when his 1995 Saturn hit a mailbox and flipped over.”
Wait, did the mailbox flip over, or the car? Ah, let him pick up some garbage in NYC. And every time he picks up a cigarette butt, force him to light it up and have a puff, or drink any swill he may find in tossed away beverage vessels.
Even in distress, the rack holds up well.
What happens when you spring the news on Bruno Kirby’s former castmates that he has died? Unintentional comedy gold! Well, maybe not, but that’s just what TV news crew KCAL did during a debut for Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Jennifer Tilly seems genuinely surprised when she is told, and then gets over it rather quickly. Gotta make it to that next photo op and paycheck, don’tcha know.
Everyone’s Favorite Opportunists
Anything for attention, right? Of course! Well, at least when it comes to Tom Cruise and his slave Katie Holmes. The two recently jumped in to the rescue when they witnessed a high speed car crash outside L.A. Sensing that his stock was not high enough, The Cruiser donned his “I Rule” persona and made sure everyone was all right, even staying with the victims until help arrived. He made sure that the families would have something to talk about – namely him – that night in the hospital. Too bad for him the victims suffered instant amnesia and thought they were on one of those rides at Disneyland that goes haywire and crashes at will and thought Cruise was actually Greg Evigan.
Perhaps not, after all. Apparently, local Vancouverites aren’t taking too nicely to Jessica Alba and her manners. Quoth the piece,
“Jessica Alba can’t even shop on the company dime without being rude to people.”
Pfft! Silly Canadians! When will you stop learning to expect so much from great people?
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