“Like, what’s a license?”
Although Paris Hilton will be heading to the pokey soon, she’ll at least get to make one last big splash at the upcoming MTV Movie Awards. It’s rumored that the actress garbage disposal heiress will be attending the event before everyone forgets about her at long last. If only that would actually happen. The forgetting part, that is. I have a feeling we’ll be getting daily updates from “The Insider” and other media outlets. Of course, Hilton’s already had her sentence shortened for “good behavior,” proving once again that oft times there is no justice. Ah well, perhaps she’ll come out of it having created some designer prison garb. Then again, someone may have already designed a shank with her name on it. Ouch.
