Author: Jason Thompson (Page 27 of 67)

Biel and Diaz at Awards, no cat fights to ensue

June 2, 2007 / Jason Thompson

Timberlake’s not the only thing Biel has over Cameron.

Look out, kiddies. Justin Timberlake will be attending the upcoming MTV Movie Awards with new girlfriend Jessica Biel. Also attending will be Timberlake’s ex, Cameron Diaz. Back in January, Diaz erupted at Biel at a post-Golden Globes party. Ah, women. Always fighting over dudes that are going to inevitably dump them no matter what. Cameron should feel solace in knowing that Biel won’t last any longer than she did. Apparently, though, steps are being taken to make sure the two don’t cross each other’s paths. That’s too bad. The show might actually be entertaining otherwise.

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Holmes ready to spawn more aliens

June 2, 2007 / Jason Thompson

Wow. Just…wow. Tom Cruise must really have a hold on Katie Holmes. Then again, I never really cared for the girl, so he’s welcome to her. Still, the actress says she’s ready to have more kids. We can only assume she means with Cruise. Yes, of course. She even goes so far to say, “He’s a great father and so it came to no shock that when we had Suri he was amazing with the baby.”

Ah yes, those formative years of infancy where programming and brainwashing really take hold and never let go. Congrats on your own successful reprogramming, Katie.

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Downey non-plussed with Burnett’s Awards

May 31, 2007 / Jason Thompson

“Enjoy my work, or I’ll snap that neck.”

Could it be trouble in paradise already for Mark Burnett and Roma Downey? Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, as the song goes. Word has it that Downey is less than ecstatic with Burnett’s obsession with the upcoming MTV Movie Awards, of which he is executive producer. The man’s certainly becoming the Sam Walton of TV, creating low-quality yet popular crap that everyone and their dead mothers seem to “enjoy.” Like the rest of his productions, the awards ceremony is sure to be “realistic” and decidedly hollow with no real reason to tune in to the thing at all, unless you’re a complete TV junkie that just can’t get away from the set for a couple hours. Come on, it’s MTV. You stopped watching that back in ’94.

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