Author: Jason Zingale (Page 119 of 154)

Lambs to the slaughter

(Note: This is an early review of next week’s episode. If you have HBO On Demand, watch it now. Otherwise, wait until Sunday to avoid spoilers.)

It’s been two years since the last episode of “The Wire” and I can’t even begin to imagine the long wait that fans of the series had to endure. Luckily, I just recently got into the show when the season three DVD showed up in my mailbox begging to be reviewed. Never one to start watching a show mid-season (or mid-series), I opted to watch the entire first three seasons (courtesy of HBO On Demand) just in time for the season four premiere. The premium channel has rewarded their dedicated fans by announcing that those with the On Demand service can view the next episode an entire week before its air date, and while it took me four days to find a little free time, I finally got the chance to check out the season premiere.

I was surprised just as much as anybody to see that the opening segment featured Snoop (Marlo’s female muscle) shopping for a new nailgun at the local hardware store, but it certainly set the tone for what was to come. It seems that the police were right all along: Marlo has been dropping bodies in his ongoing takeover of Baltimore, but he’s been incredibly smart about. Instead of just shooting dealers in the street and leaving them for dead, Snoop and Chris (Marlo’s right-hand man) have been killing their competitors quietly, wrapping their bodies in plastic, stowing them away in abandoned houses and then nailing them shut with sheets of wooden. Hence nail gun.

Unfortunately, most of the episode was dedicated to four new characters – a group of friends spending their last days of summer trying to turn an extra buck on the street – and though I wasn’t entirely impressed by the show’s change in direction, it looks as if these four youngsters are going to be one of the main attractions of the new season, if not the main attraction. Most likely, they’ll all start to gravitate to Marlo’s camp, who has survived the drug war as the only major dealer left on the streets. Fresh meat for the butcher, right?

And with Avon and Stringer Bell out of the picture, Marlo will no doubt become the new target of the Detail this season – which currently only includes Kima, Lestor and Leander. They’ve also been assigned a new Lieutenant with Daniels taking the Major post in the Western District, and it doesn’t look like they’re keeping very busy. McNulty, meanwhile, is happy as can be with his new post as a 9-to-5 beat cop in the Western (despite the fact that he’s now under the command of Daniels), and apparently, him and Beattie are now dating. (Note: This isn’t exactly confirmed, but his chat with Bunk implied that they’re a happy couple. Also, it seemed like they both had that idea in their mind the last time we saw them together – i.e. the season three finale.)

The rest of the old Detail members are off doing their own thing as well. Herc is now working security for the Mayor, and Carver is still working as a Sergeant in the Western. Perhaps the biggest surprise, however, is the writers’ decision to keep Prez from returning as a detective; instead having him take a job as a teacher at one of the city’s middle schools. Personally, Prez is one of my favorite characters, and I’d much rather see him fuck up on the job as a cop than succeed in the school system, but at least he’ll be getting a little more screen time this go around. On that same note, I was a little upset to see that my two other favorite characters (Cutty and Omar) didn’t make appearances in the premiere, and we can only hope that they’ll be showing up sometime soon.

DVD shuffle: 09/05/06

Out on DVD this week:

1) United 93 – RENT: After seeing Stone’s godawful rendition of 9/11, any other version’s gotta at least be worth a rental.

2) Kinky Boots – PASS: Niether kinky, nor funny. This is the tale of a horribly mismarketed British import.

3) Jackass: The Movie – Unrated: BUY – If you don’t yet own a copy, this is the one to buy. If you already do, however, then there simply isn’t enough new material to persuade you otherwise.

4) District B13 – RENT: If you’re a little upset that you haven’t seen a really cool Jackie Chan/Jet Li flick in a long time, this French actioneer from producer Luc Besson will absoultely blow your mind.

Also out this week are reissues of “Brazil,” “Blade Runner” and “Ace Venture,” as well as new TV season releases of “Lost,” “Oz,” “Supernatural” and “Hustle.”

Rapid Fire Rejects, Volume IX

“Love Comes to the Executioner”
Darkly comical and featuring an interesting concept about a recent college graduate who takes up a job as The Closer at the local penitentiary where his older brother is on death row, the film still fails on multiple levels. The acting is horrible (with the lead actor doing his best Chris Klein impression) and the ending is a little too convenient.

“The Zodiac”
The epilogue to this direct-to-DVD feature about the infamous Zodiac Killer states that the killer’s last correspondence with police (in 1978) mentioned his desire to see a good movie made about him. Unfortunately, this isn’t it. Perhaps the big-budget version due out in early 2007 will fare better. Then again, it’s not like this story hasn’t been done before.

“The Plague”
Wanna prevent yourself from accidentally renting this movie the next time you’re browsing the “new releases” section at the video store? No problem. Just follow my foolproof plan to success. Step one: Find “The Plague” on DVD. Step two: Look at DVD and continue walking. Step three: Pick up “Village of the Damned” on DVD. Step four: Go to the checkout counter, pay for movie, go home and enjoy said DVD. Congratulations, you’ve just saved 90 minutes of your life.

“Bottom’s Up”
While it’s nice to see Jason Mewes working again, it’s a shame that he has to do so opposite Paris Hilton. The media queen is a horrible actress, and though she provides some nice eye candy every now and then, she just doesn’t cut it as a brunette.

In flames

For the past twelve weeks, Denis Leary and Co. have managed to deliver award-worthy material packed with risqué storylines and grade-A humor, but while the season finale should have been a grand slam no-brainer, they’ve managed to flush all of their hard work down the toilet with a half-assed cliffhanger ending. First off, where’s the suspense in putting Tommy in the middle of a domestic fire when we all know that they’re not going to kill of the main character? True, it was amusing to see Sheila go nuts (again) and drug him (again), but when she accidentally started a fire by breaking an oil lamp, I just knew that it would end with the old “will he/won’t he” conclusion. Unfortunately, we already know that he won’t, so there’s little to wonder there.

Everyone else, however, didn’t seem to get the same kind of respect. Franco bombed the Lieutenants exam and made himself look like a complete idiot in front of his daughter; Lou has proven himself unable to work/live on the sea; and Probie’s bicurious phase seems to have faded – of course, not until after he participated in a brother/sister threesome. And what about the Chief and Garrity? Well, Sean’s got a new life with Maggie, and Jerry appears to be unofficially retired from the firefighting business, so we can probably call both of their storylines wrapped up, while the other three guys will no doubt return to Ladder 62. And after blowing off Sheila by not signing his retirement papers, Tommy will be back as well, but the real question is: what about her?

The show has proven time and again how casual they are with killing off recurring characters, but seriously, Sheila? Who’s gonna continue fighting for Tommy when he gets back together with Janet at the beginning of season four. Personally, I could care less, because while the show has remained one of the better reasons to turn on your TV in the summertime, there’s really nothing left for me to care about.

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