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Bullz-Eye’s Badass Bracket: Round 2

Who is the biggest badass in entertainment history? We split the 32 contestants into two brackets and seeded each bracket 1-16. Now, it’s on you. Each week, we’ll open up different portions of the bracket for voting, with the winner of each matchup moving on to the next round until we’ve crowned a badass champion.

The lone female entry in Round One fared poorly, but the two women in Round Two have a lust for revenge. Ellen Ripley, scourge of all things alien, does battle with the Sexy Beast (Don Logan), while everyone’s favorite vampire slayer Buffy Summers is up against…a man in a bat suit. How fitting.

In our “I Love the ’70s” matchup, John Shaft goes mano a mano with Lee (“Enter the Dragon”), and the Old West is represented by badasses both good (Rooster Cogburn) and evil (Al Swearengen). The ultimate battle of good versus evil, however, features Tony “Scarface” Montana taking on the man who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard: Cordell Walker, Texas Ranger. There is also dueling mobsters, dueling gun nuts, and dueling psychos. Get your freak on.

Check out our full bracket to follow along, or just click on any one of the match-ups below and vote for your favorite badass:

(#1) Dirty Harry vs. (#16) Travis Bickle
(#2) Ellen Ripley vs. (#15) Don Logan
(#3) John Rambo vs. (#14) Tommy DeVito
(#4) Cord Walker vs. (#13) Tony Montana
(#5) Jules Winnfield vs. (#12) Keyser Soze
(#6) Rooster Cogburn vs. (#11) Al Swearengen
(#7) Lee vs. (#10) John Shaft
(#8) Batman vs. (#9) Buffy Summers

Rapid Fire Rejects: Volume XIV

“Incubus”
It’s never a good thing when Tara Reid can be viewed as the biggest star (nay, the best actor) in a film, but that’s exactly the case with the direct-to-DVD horror flick, “Incubus. Containing the same tired formula as most movies in its genre and the production values of a high school film project, “Incubus” may just be the most forgettable horror film in a long time. Forget about the fact that Reid is the star of this thing, because that should be the least of your worries when approaching this ghastly feature. The acting is beyond horrible and the story is so lazy (about some deranged killer who can literally dream his way into his victim’s minds, a la Freddy Kreuger) that you wouldn’t even know what was going on unless you read the summary on the back of the DVD case.

“The Quiet”
This just might be one of the funniest movies of 2006. Problem is, it’s not a comedy. An erotic thriller about a cheerleader (Elisha Cuthbert) who confides in a deaf-mute girl (Camilla Belle) living under the same roof, “The Quiet” features some of the most ridiculous characters and scenarios I’ve ever seen. For starters, Belle’s character isn’t exactly deaf or mute, Cuthbert’s cheerleader is sleeping with her father (Martin Donovan), her best friend is a bi-curious slut, and her mother (Edie Falco) is a prescription drug addict. Oh yeah, and the star basketball player (Shawn Ashmore) is a self-proclaimed sex addict with a learning disability. It’s called high school, you idiot. Just because you think you might have ADD and masturbate four times a night doesn’t make you special. In the end – well, I never quite made it to the end – but I can only imagine that it concludes with more than one soap operatic sequence where a character either dies or unravels some kind of secret that no one cares about.

“Candy”
If there’s one movie about drugs that will forever stick in my mind, it’s Darren Aronofsky’s “Requiem for a Dream.” In fact, I can’t see how anyone could watch that film and continue to use heroin afterwards. It’s that powerful, and because so, any other film about drug addition seems to pale in comparison. “Candy” is such a film, and while the Australian drama features great performances by its two stars (Heath Ledger and Abbie Cornish), it doesn’t offer any new insight into the lifestyle.

The Man from Tallahassee

It really bugs me when an entire episode of a show is built around a single reveal, not because the particular reveal is disappointing in any way, but rather because the 40-odd minutes that take place before it are nothing more than filler material. That was the case with tonight’s episode of “Lost.” We finally found out the cause of Locke’s four-year-stint in a wheelchair, all while not discovering much else.

As is expected, the flashback of last night’s episode was dedicated to Locke (is it too late to mention that I desperately miss the old Locke from the first season?). After losing his disability pay for choosing to end rehab treatment, he receives a visit from a young man claiming that Anthony Cooper (the man who conned Locke out of a kidney) is also conning his rich mother. Locke is quick to disassociate himself with Cooper, but he visits him anyway, warning him to stop his latest scam before anyone else gets hurt. Apparently, Locke’s threat didn’t work so well, because a couple FBI agents arrive at Locke’s doorstep a few days later to question him about the young kid – who’s just been found dead. Locke goes to investigate at Cooper’s lavish apartment complex, only to be tossed out through the eight-story window by his very own father.

Fast-forward four years later, and while Kate and Sayid are busy trying to rescue Jack (actually, they get captured, and Kate learns that Jack’s going home in the morning), Locke makes a late-night visit to Ben, claiming that he’s not looking for Jack, but rather the submarine that he learned of from Mikhail. Long story short, the two have an interesting discussion about Locke’s motives to blow up the Others submarine (Ben even mentions a “magic box” that contains whatever you want), but none of it changes Locke’s mind, and just as Jack is preparing to leave, the submarine explodes.

None of this really makes Locke evil (he’s been trying to convince the other survivors that the island is a godsend ever since he first arrived), but he’s certainly prime material to accept a high-ranking position among the Others. And just after realizing that he’s made a giant mistake (you see, Ben manipulated him), he’s taken to a room holding a surprise for him straight out of the “magic box”: Cooper, bound and gagged, and looking surprised as ever to see that not only is Locke alive, but that he’s here on this island. I’m not sure I completely agree with this big reveal by the writers (does everything always have to be so conveniently connected?), but it’s ripe for potential.

BE’s Badass Bracket: Round 1 Recap

Apparently, we sold Indiana Jones short. He was, after all, being set up for a major thrashing at the hands of CTU super agent, Jack Bauer, but the good doctor held a respectable lead for a majority of the voting stage and pulled out a win. Of course, despite losing to Indy by nearly 25% at one point, Jack made a last minute campaign that landed him within 5% of victory. A close battle indeed, and that wasn’t the only upset of the first round, either. The Bride fell victim to James Bond’s charm and apparent popularity, while John McClane swept the floor with Tyler Durden perhaps too easily.

In a classic battle of old vs. new, Sonny Corleone whacked Tony Soprano, and Conan showed Casey Ryback just how much of a barbarian he really is. And what of Maxmius’ battle with James Dalton? Just as we expected, though the fight between Ash and Doc Holliday was an out-and-out brawl to the end, with the polls locked at the 50/50 mark until the final days when Doc pulled out a last minute victory with a surge in votes and a little luck. As a result, the Round of 16 will be heavily represented by the veteran badasses, with many of the new blood favorites sent packing far earlier than expected.

Check out all of our round one match-ups here, and then come back to post any gripes or opinions about the results.

Bullz-Eye’s Badass Bracket: Round 1

Who is the biggest badass in entertainment history? It’s the kind of hypothetical that could keep a group of guys up until the wee hours of the morning, with plenty of booze fueling the debate, of course. Regrettably, Bullz-Eye’s Badass Bracket is a BYOB affair, but don’t let that distract you from the task at hand.

After several phone and email conversations comparing the credentials of this sadistic freak with that lovable villain, we settled on a group of 32 entertainment tough guys (and gals) who’ve spilled way more than their fair share of fake blood. Some walk the righteous path, some walk the wicked, and some travel both, but they’re all worthy entrants in the Badass Bracket.

The first round of the competition features some marquee matchups right out of the gate. Follow along with our bracket, or click on one of the links below to vote for your favorite character:

(#1) Jack Bauer vs. (#16) Indiana Jones
(#2) Maximus vs. (#15) James Dalton
(#3) Hannibal Lecter vs. (#14) Snake Plissken
(#4) John McClane vs. (#13) Tyler Durden
(#5) The Bride vs. (#12) James Bond
(#6) Conan vs. (#11) Casey Ryback
(#7) Sonny Corleone vs. (#10) Tony Soprano
(#8) Ash Williams vs. (#9) Doc Holliday

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