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Drunken frat boys sue over onscreen portrayal as drunken frat boys

It was bound to happen; it was only a question of which group would file the first lawsuit. My money would probably have been on the hostess of “Borat’s” ill-fated dinner party…but as it turns out, it’s the over-privileged fraternity boys who are suing the film’s producers over their portrayal in the movie:

The legal action filed Thursday on their behalf claims they were duped into appearing in the spoof documentary “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan,” in which they made racist and sexist comments on camera.

The lawsuit claims that in October 2005, a production crew took the students to a bar to drink and “loosen up” before participating in what they were told would be a documentary to be shown outside of the United States.

The young men “engaged in behavior that they otherwise would not have engaged in,” the lawsuit says.

Hmmmm…okay. So under any other circumstances, these upstanding fraternity members would not have gotten drunk, and would not have boasted about, for example, how much fun it is to “screw chicks” and then refuse to call them back. In fact, each of the fine young men shown on camera is in actuality a tee totaling virgin who brings flowers on every date and calls the girl afterwards whether she wants him to or not.

Uh-huh. Okay. Sure. Um, having a hard time getting a date on campus, now, are we boys? What a crying shame.

Overlooked middle Baldwin acts out

Daniel Baldwin, younger brother of “30 Rock” star Alec and elder brother of Billy and Stephen, has been arrested on suspicion of stealing a car, according to the Associated Press:

Baldwin was stopped Wednesday by officers in Santa Monica who saw him in a white GMC Yukon reported stolen in neighboring Orange County, authorities said.

The actor was taken to jail and booked for investigation of grand theft auto. Bail was set at $20,000.

“The car belongs to an acquaintance of Mr. Baldwin, but he had no permission to take it,” said Jim Amormino, a spokesman for the Orange County sheriff’s department.

The big question is, did Daniel steal the car because he just really needed a lift and none of his siblings were available to act as chauffeur…or had he planned to sell the SUV for drug money? Besides which, what happened to his own car? Surely he does have one, yes?

And when is this poor, damaged middle child going to realize that he’s good enough, he’s smart enough, and doggone it, people like him…except when he’s stealing cars and doing drugs?

“Mumble mumble mumble . . . more cowbell, Sharon!”

Christopher Walken will soon be eating bats, snorting fire ants, and dropping acid in a theater near you. According to ABC News, Walken has signed on for a cameo role as Ozzy Osbourne in the upcoming Motley Crue biopic “The Dirt,” based on the 2001 book by the same name:

“The Dirt: Confessions of the World’s Most Notorious Rock Band” set new limits in tell-all confessionals. The 448-page tome catalogues the drug and alcohol abuse, nasty infighting, and sex parties of Neil and band mates Tommy Lee, Mick Mars and Nikki Sixx.

The film, announced in April, is now in preproduction and is expected to be released in 2008 by Paramount and MTV. It’s been billed as a true-life version of “This Is Spinal Tap.”

If that’s the case, we’re particularly looking forward to the scene in which Vince Neil and his bandmates (each of whom will be played by unknowns) prance around their eighteen-inch model of Stonehenge onstage…assuming, of course, that they succeed in actually finding the stage in the first place.

[Thanks to Defamer for the link]

Isaiah Washington embraces gay culture

…or at least one member of said culture, as documented by this historic photo of Washington touching an actual gay man in a non-violent (but also very, very NON-GAY, dammit, let there be no mistake…) manner:

And since I can’t possibly top the hypothetical dialogue provided by our gifted friends at Go Fug Yourself, I will blatantly reprint theirs instead (thanks, GFY!):

Isaiah Washington: Oh, HAHAHAHAHA! Let me playfully touch your arm, Doogie, so as to show America that I totally never made any homophobic comments about George! See, I LOVE gays! Love ’em!

Kate Walsh: I’ve got great hair. I’m going to think about that, and just smile. Like I have no part in whatever the hell Isaiah is doing over here. Great hair. Great, great hair.

Neil Patrick Harris: Is this guy touching my arm? This is that guy who choked Loverboy out, right? Okay, I’m just gonna be cool.

Alyson Hannigan: Should I go back to being a redhead?

Isaiah Washington: See?! I would NEVER say anything mean about the gays. I LOVE THEM. Especially this one. Don’t let my ragaholic behavior influence your People’s Choice vote, America! I was just trying to fix Patrick Dempsey’s HAIR! There was no CHOKING! I was REARRANGING the HAIRS on his NECK. That is ALL!

Kate Walsh: How did I get roped into being the girl on Isaiah’s Goodwill tour? Couldn’t they have made the blonde one do this? At least this color is good on me. You know, I think Willow should go back to red hair.

Neil Patrick Harris: Seriously, dude, get your hand off my arm. Don’t be misled by this week’s classy and nonchalant coming out statement, and my smart yet casual ensemble: Doogie will cut you.

File under: It’s about damn time

Britney Spears has filed for divorce from husband Kevin Federline, according to multiple reports. The petition cites “irreconcilable differences” as the official reason for the divorce…presumably because there was no box to check for “husband is a freeloading, weed-smoking, backstabbing career killer.”

In other news: The birds are singing, the clouds have parted to reveal glorious blue skies…and Kevin Federline is available to perform at your holiday office party, should you require his services.

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