I’ve joked about “gender wars” at the box office, but this is ridiculous.

This is, of course, a highly unofficial trailer via /Film’s Russ Fischer for ‘The Expendables.” And I’m pretty sure guerrilla editor Garrison Dean is kidding.

(He also did some funny — if you’re a Firefly fan — eighties style fake openings for the canceled but never quite dead Joss Whedon series.)

Anyhow, for the sake of equal time, here’s the “Eat, Pray, Love” trailer.