Yes, I’m a bit late, and a lot of you saw this on Sunday night when it premiered as part of the MTV Movie Awards, but even though I’m posting it, I’m not actually watching the trailer for “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.” Not yet.

You see, although I’m quite fond of the Potter series as well as a terrible procrastinator, I haven’t read the book yet. (I’ll get to it before November. Really.) Since trailers for film adaptations often give away in the first minute things that happen 100 or so pages into the book, there’s no freaking way I’m watching this teaser trailer. But here it is, anyway. Actually, right now I’m pretty sure that all the characters will die horribly by the end of the book anyway, except Voldemort, of course.