Month: August 2008 (Page 6 of 6)

In how many ways can “Gossip Girl” annoy me?

I can’t even keep track any longer.

It’s been well documented here on Premium Hollywood that I’m not exactly a fan of the show, and I’ve held that position since the very beginning. Granted, I’ve only watched a couple of episodes (though I do have every intention of watching the Season 1 DVD set when it’s released), but even those were enough to see that the series provides a really awful example of teenage lifestyles in the big city…and, even worse, those lifestyles are painted as being something to emulate as often as not. But when The CW decided to use this ad campaign to trumpet the return of the series’ first new episodes after the WGA strike, it seemed evident that they had nothing but contempt for concerned parents, anyway:

I mean, really, don’t tell me there aren’t kids seeing those ads and asking, “Mommy, Daddy, what does ‘OMFG’ mean?” Personally, I’m not looking forward to coming up with an all-new acronym invention on the fly. (“Why, sweetie, aren’t you familiar with the Oddly Melancholy Fat Giant?”)

Given this contempt, it should come as no real surprise that the network has continued with this theme with their newest promotion for the upcoming Season 2 premiere, using billboards which bear phrases from the show’s reviews, including The Boston Herald’s “Every Parent’s Nightmare,” The New York Post’s “A Nasty Piece of Work,” and the Parents Television Council’s “Mind-Blowingly Inappropriate.”

Steve Johnson of The Chicago Tribune says, “Let’s trust that any real-world kid with half an upbringing understands that what goes on in this show, and in its advertisements, is a cartoon extreme, meant to entertain rather than instruct,” and I’d like to think that I’m providing my daughter with that kind of safety net. But, then, I had a great upbringing, and I still grew up being sorely disappointed that high school didn’t play out like it did on TV and in the movies. Given that “Gossip Girl” just won a slew of Teen Choice Awards, I sense that the same thing’s going to happen with today’s kids, where they’re left thinking that what they see on that show is what’s cool…or, more likely, the cool kids will try to make stuff they’ve seen on “Gossip Girl” come to life in their own schools, and the peer pressure to live up those cool kids will inevitably trickle down to the other kids.

In other words, my child may be doomed…and if she is, I’m totally blaming “Gossip Girl.” (If she isn’t, though, I’m patting myself and my wife on the back for being good parents.)

Won Ton Ton: The Dog Who Saved Hollywood

If you’re a movie buff, you probably smiled when you saw the elbow-in-the-ribs joke of this film’s title, but to illuminate those who don’t know their Hollywood trivia, it’s been said that the success of “Where the North Begins,” which provided a similarly-named canine star (Rin Tin Tin) with his first starring role, was responsible for keeping Warner Brothers from going bankrupt. “Won Ton Ton: The Dog Saved Hollywood” takes that approximate concept – a dog becoming a bigger star than most human actors – and adds to the plot a would-be actress (Madeline Kahn) who’s the only person to whom Won Ton Ton will listen. Bruce Dern plays the aspiring director whose career takes off thanks to the dog, Art Carney is the studio head, and Ron Leibman gets a lot of laughs out of his role as Rudy Montague, a very thinly-veiled version of Rudolph Valentino, but the real fun of the flick comes from the number of old-Hollywood stars who make cameos. Indeed, “Won Ton Ton” might actually beat “It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” for the number of guest stars, though it’s a little sad to realize that, in 2008, only real cinemaphiles will appreciate how cool it is to see a cast which includes…wait, let me take a deep breath…Johnny Weismuller, Victor Mature, Rudy Vallee, Walter Pidgeon, Ann Miller, Ann Rutherford, Peter Lawford, the Ritz Brothers, Andy Devine, Alice Faye, Dennis Day, Broderick Crawford, Cyd Charisse, Fernando Lamas, Sterling Holloway, Dorothy Lamour, William Demarest, Jackie Coogan, Phil Silvers, George Jessel, Edgar Bergen, and even Stepin Fetchit. “Won Ton Ton: The Dog Who Saved Hollywood” isn’t a true classic of the ’70s, but when it comes to films which provide opportunities to say, “Hey, look, that’s (INSERT ACTOR HERE),” it’s in a league of its own.

Click to buy “Won Ton Ton: The Dog Who Saved Hollywood”

Sometimes, dreams really DO come true…even really, really geeky ones.

Coming to DVD on October 14th: “Quark.”

Don’t remember it? That’s easy enough to believe. The show appeared on NBC in the midst of “Star Wars” mania, but it only lasted for eight episodes. Nonetheless, it made a possibly too-substantial impact on a young lad in Chesapeake, VA. That lad, of course, was me, and although I could be wrong about this, I have always suspected that I was one of only a handful of kids in America who actually wanted to play “Quark” on the elementary school playground instead of “Star Wars.” (“Okay, guys, I’ll be Commander Quark! Now, who wants to be Andy the Robot? Guys…? Hey, stop punching me!”) Now, granted, I’ve been disappointed enough in my time to consider that it may not have aged well, but when I consider that it was created by Buck Henry, starred Richard Benjamin, Tim Thomerson, and Conrad Janis, and took the piss out of most of the popular sci-fi films and TV series of the day, I have to believe that it’s still going to be a joy to watch it again.

You can get the details about this impending release from TVShowsOnDVD.com by clicking on the below photo (which, by the way, is only preliminary artwork)…

…but I will tell you that I have already set up an interview with Mr. Janis to discuss the series (and, of course, his other work with aliens over the years, including a certain Orkan), have put out feelers to chat with both Mr. Benjamin and Mr. Thomerson, and am keeping my fingers crossed that Mr. Henry will prove agreeable at the suggestion that we chat. In other words, stay tuned for a feature-length piece entitled “Excavating the Lost Cult of ‘Quark.'”

Yes, I know: I’m totally geeking out…and it feels good.

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