Year: 2006 (Page 48 of 228)

Now you too can look this good

It’s okay to admit it: Haven’t you always wished that just a smidgen of Cher’s extraordinary fashion sense might someday rub off on you?

Well, that day has come. The former Mrs. Sonny Bono is auctioning off numerous possessions at the Beverly Hills Hilton…and if the price is right, you can own your very own piece of her fabulousness.

The two-day auction is being featured live on eBay today and tomorrow, and includes such items as a $30,000 brass bed from her “Gothic Revival” days; a $50,000, 17th century oil painting; and several outfits suitable for wearing to a séance, an S&M club, or Sunday Mass.

So bid high and bid often, people! Proceeds from the auction will presumably go towards helping the songstress replace her few remaining natural body parts with the more durable plastic ones of which she is so clearly enamored.

Vaughnis-done?

Us Weekly has announced the break-up of Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn. Of course, the tabloid also recently reported the engagement of said couple…and, for all we know, next week will feature wedding photos of Jen and Vince on their front cover.

Then again, the duo does have the DVD release of a little film called “THE BREAK-UP” coming out on October 17…so it’s possible that this tidbit of gossip is both true and a clever marketing ploy. Now that’s crafty.

Stay tuned for vehement denials from the stars’ respective publicists, followed by reluctant confirmations, followed by a rushed reconciliation, followed by general confusion.

“If you with us, you with us.”

(Note: This is an early review of next week’s episode. If you have HBO On Demand, watch it now. Otherwise, wait until Sunday to avoid spoilers.)

Well said, Chris. Ya know, for being introduced simply as Marlo’s go-to muscle, Chris has really earned my respect as one of the smartest characters on the show. If you must, you could even compare him to the late Stringer Bell (and probably a younger version, at that), but I have a feeling that he’s going to come into his own as a much stronger force before long. His schooling of Marlo on how to deal with Omar was impeccable, and the execution was even better (setting him up to take all the heat from a robbery homicide). Meanwhile, Marlo’s got a few new problems of his own – namely that of the Baltimore police, who have just installed a surveillance camera in a corner of the park where he hangs – but now that he knows about it, why hasn’t he just gotten rid of it?

Dealing with trivial things like this really isn’t his cup of tea, however. He’s more concerned with recruiting street smart recruits like Michael onto his crew, and though he’s tried several times, he’s yet to win him over. If he really wanted the kid on his team, all he’d need to do is get rid of that little brother of his, but I’m still not sure Marlo is as callous as that. He certainly knows the repercussions of such an act, and if it did happen down the road, you can be damn sure that he’ll be well removed.

Michael isn’t the only kid with a spotlight on him this week, either. Namond’s feeling the heat from Prez’s new in-class regime (and is a top candidate for Colvin’s new program), Randy is being haunted by Lex’s death, and DuQuan discloses that he knows exactly where Chris and Snoop have been sticking all of those dead bodies. It’s too bad he’s not working as a detective on the case, though I have a pretty good feeling that if he tells anyone else about it, it will probably be Prez, who’s recently shown an interest in the impoverished eighth grader by bringing him “extra” lunches and shuffling off pocket change for a drink. It looks like old Pryzbylewski is finally getting a hand of his new profession, though his newly earned respect may quickly diminish when he goes running to his old friend Lestor with the information.

Finally, it looks like Carcetti just might pull through with a victory over Royce in the upcoming elections. Gray is clearly no longer an option, but he continues to steal votes from the black population every week. And with only a few more days to go in the campaign, Carcetti’s now only trailing the incumbent by four points, and may have just earned a few new supporters in Delegate Watkins and Deputy Commissioner Rawls. Of course, the latter is purely professional (Rawls has been sniffing out that top post ever since Burrell was appointed as the temporary replacement), but he’ll still probably get it, if only to play up the possible homosexual subplot that was hinted at towards the end of season three. With the election just around the corner (quite possibly as soon as next episode), things are going to start heating up in the city of Baltimore, and I can’t wait to see what happens next.

Readin’ is super awesome, y’all!


“Buy these shoes or I kill the puppies, y’all.”

Carrie Underwood has proven that her marketability extends beyond posing with puppy dogs and tennis shoes: the former “American Idol” winner is set to appear on posters for the Oklahoma Library Association’s “Read Y’all” literacy campaign.

We applaud Carrie for using her powers for the forces of good rather than evil, and would certainly never stoop to suggesting that the literacy campaign’s slogan was developed by a drooling inbred hick drunk on his own moonshine…

But seriously: “Read Y’all”? That’s the best you got? Maybe y’all need to think ‘bout lettin’ a Yankee come up with yer dang literacy slogan next time…

Matt Damon to battle Teddy Ruxpin in “The Bourne Ultimatum”?

Okay, technically his name is Gael Garcia Bernal, and he is not actually a talking teddy bear…but come on: Look at that face. Those friendly eyes. That winsome smile. He might as well be made by Mattel, stuffed with polyester fiberfill, and sitting on a shelf at Kay Bee Toys.

A talented actor? Absolutely. A handsome man? Definitely — as celebrity exes such as Natalie Portman would surely attest.

But a “superkiller” capable of posing any sort of serious threat to our able-bodied (and substantially taller) hero Jason Bourne?

Not on your life, Teddy my boy.

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