Year: 2006 (Page 203 of 228)

American Idol Hollywood Week

“American Idol” finally made its way to Hollywood, as 175 lucky contestants from the grueling preliminary rounds across the nation reappeared and got to sing for Simon, Randy and Paula once again. But unlike the initial auditions, this time they had accompaniment in the form of a piano and backup singers. They also had to choose their song from a short list.

The first day, while half of the contestants auditioned, another half went sightseeing, so we got to see these folks walking around Hollywood and being awed by the Hollywood Bowl….I’m sorry, but BIG YAWN.

It was interesting to see how some of these performers fared on a bigger stage with backing musicians. Some of them excelled, while some left everyone (the judges, me, Mrs. Vandalay) wondering how they passed their first audition.

Kelly, the blond chick who was raised by her grandparents because her mom ran away and her dad is in prison, performed well enough to move on but wasn’t quite as dazzling as in her first audition.

Other highlights were the very young and very talented duo of Paris Bennett and Lisa Tucker…..watch these two, they are going to go really far in this competition.

Ladies man RJ got sent home, and so did the dude who hit on Paula in his first audition….both just didn’t have it this time. Ladies of Hollywood, you are now safe.

Taylor, the gray-haired dude from Birmingham, performed with Bo Bice-like power in his voice. This is another dude that can go far, but only if he makes it far enough for America to have any say. Simon clearly is not a fan of the gray.

The twins, Darrell and Terrell, made it to the next round but they were incredibly annoying for the remainder of the show whenever they got on camera. Um, dudes, we all know you were arrested recently so we know we’re not going to have to watch you much longer.

Also moving on to the next round was the “crying cowboy,” Garrett…..he got to see the ocean for the first time and when he got on stage to performed, proclaimed “holy crap.” He gets my vote just for that. He didn’t sing all that great, but I guess he was good enough to advance.

The show ended with “Crazy Dave”…..how this guy made it to Hollywood must have strictly been for ratings….either that, or Paula and Randy were drunk when they let him through. I distinctly remember Simon saying they were both nuts, and that was proven last night when he got sent home.

In all, 66 contestants were eliminated. We have a long way to go, but we’re finally separating the wannabes from the real talent. Next week things get interesting as the contestants have to perform in groups. That’s always fun to watch because there is peer pressure and the stakes are high.

See you next week….

If a Tokyo Rose falls in the middle of the forest, does it make a sound?

Last week’s teaser for tonight’s episode already prepared us for the attack on Sun, but who could’ve guessed that Sawyer was behind it all? Personally, I found it quite fitting that Ana Lucia would do something like this – she is, after all, trying her darndest to form an army – and though it seemed a much too easy, it felt right. On the other hand, it was nice to see Sawyer’s true genius come to fruition. Ever since his first flashback episode, the audience has known very little about his work as a con artist, but now we know just how good he really is. Oh, and in case you were wondering, he’s really good.

For now, Sawyer seems to have jurisdiction over the other survivors – he is the only one with a gun, but I really don’t see that lasting much longer. Jack and Locke are far too imposing to let Sawyer get away with his little game of Sheriff for very long, and I’d expect some sort of coup d’etat in the coming weeks. More interesting is the slow demise into darkness that Charlie has taken over the past two weeks. With that hood draped over this head, he looks more like evil Anakin Skywalker than a heroin junkie looking for a fix. In fact, he even refused to take the Virgin Mary statues when Sawyer offered them to him at the end of the episode. Just what exactly is going on with him?

Dude, I really need the money

Well at least Matt looks happy in the photo. For the first time since their big splashy debut, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck will be working together again. I guess Ben needs some propping up again so as to not be completely written off for being the total douchebag he is. How Damon can even stand to be in the same room with the talentless hack is anyone’s guess, but there ya go. Maybe Ben can blow his paycheck on some more casinos and cheap cigarettes while Kevin Smith still tries to sell us on what an amazing actor he is. Pffft. Kevin Smith. Another person who lost relevance a long time ago.

Rated ‘M’ for ‘Mature’

It looks as though Ralph Fiennes and his longtime partner Francesca Annis are separating, and while there is never anything good about reports like this, one aspect of the story leapt out and slapped us square in the puss:

“Fiennes, 43, and Annis, 61, met while starring in a 1995 stage production of “Hamlet,” in which Fiennes played the title role and Annis played his mother. Fiennes was married to actress Alex Kingston at the time, while Annis had three children with photographer Patrick Wiseman.”

Dude, Ralph Fiennes was dating a 61-year-old?

B.B. King sings the lost-dog blues

The 80-year-old blues legend lost his young dog, Lucille, when she was in the care of King’s manager, Matthew Lieberman, who apparently left a gate ajar. To encourage the safe return of Lucille the dog, King is offering one of his signature “Lucille” guitars, complete with autograph, as a reward. King is also presumably looking for a new manager with adequate gate-keeping skills, but is not offering a reward for that position.

Meanwhile, alleged dog molester Natasha Lyonne said that she had not seen King’s small, white, perky, extremely giving young Maltese.

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