Year: 2006 (Page 202 of 228)

Another week, another good episode of “Invasion.” The look on Sheriff Tom’s face is absolutely priceless when his 17-year old daughter comes out of his one-armed deputy’s tent dressed only in a towel. They both claim they’re “just friends,” but one has to wonder why she’s not dressed. For those that wonder what’s underneath Alexis Dziena’s towel, I point you to her appearance in the Bill Murray vehicle, “Broken Flowers,” where she bares her considerable assets for the camera. (By the way, this picture doesn’t do her appearance justice – she goes full frontal.) If you’re worried about the whole underage thing, she’s 22 now and was 20 when she filmed the movie.

Creepy old men stuff aside, something is stalking the Varon household. It’s lightning quick, which doesn’t make a whole lot of sense when it turns out to be the unfinished torso of Dave. Unless these hybrids have enhanced speed and strength, I don’t know how a torso with stumps for hands can move that quickly. Regardless, the freak factor was in overdrive when Dave was searching around the house for the Torso.

I had a feeling, when they didn’t show the one-armed deputy actually shooting the Sheriff, that he was not the guy. The writers did a nice job of pointing us in another direction before finally revealing the priest as the true shooter. I’m a little unclear on his justification for trying to kill the Sheriff – it definitely seems un-priest-like.

And don’t fall for Sheriff Tom’s nice guy act. He is actively sending hybrids to the camp in the Keys where they appear to be training an army. The hybrids are eventually going to attack and, when they do, it is going to get ugly.