Year: 2006 (Page 179 of 228)

Sharon shows it again. Yay.

As if anyone really cares, Sharon Stone will be revealing it all again in Basic Instinct 2. According to the article she’s tired of seeing young starlets getting naked and flaunting their hot-ass bods all over the silver screen. The 48-year-old wants to do it again and prove to someone out there that she’s still hot as well. How seeing Stone’s pubic region again is going to prove this to anyone is beyond me. And besides that, who gives a rat’s about Stone anymore, anyway? Oh so that’s why she’s doing full-blown nude scenes again. I gotcha…

DVD shuffle: 03/14/06

Out on DVD this week:

1) A History of Violence – BUY: One of the best movies of the year, hands down.

2) Good Night, Good Luck – RENT: I haven’t seen this film yet, but after all of the Oscar buzz and the positive review by fellow BE movie critic David Medsker, I’m going to go ahead and recommend this one. The DVD, however, contains almost no special features and should probably only be purchased by die-hard fans.

A slow week for new releases, but there’s a slew of Special Editions debuting including “Ice Age,” “Basic Instinct,” “Remember the Titans,” “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo” and “A Fish Called Wanda.”

Going for the Gold

Bodyrocker Justin Timberlake and his main squeeze Cameron Diaz hope to star in a new movie about two ice skaters who fall in love at the Olympic Village. What is this, “Cutting Edge 2: Revenge of the Toe Pick”? Nope, wait: Hollywood already made that one, starring neither Moira Kelly nor D.B. Sweeney, and focusing on the twenty-ish daughter of a couple that was not yet married as of fourteen years ago.

Which is a shame, because we were just starting to get excited about seeing the former brillo-haired boy-bander trying to pull off the role of a hunky, muscular ex-hockey player who suddenly realizes that his true destiny is to make jazz hands and twirl with his lady love in a shiny sequined costume for all to admire. Instead, Timberlake will likely play a speed skater, with Cameron left to flip her short skirt around on the ice all by her lonesome. What a drag.

Indiana Jones and the Last Croissant

Harrison Ford has reportedly proposed to longtime love Calista Flockhart by placing her engagement ring in a brown paper bag with a cup of coffee and a croissant. Awwww, ain’t that cute? That’s almost as cute as the guy my husband knows who put the ring on top of a can of Budweiser in the fridge and told his then-girlfriend to go get him a beer.

The funny thing is, Harrison was taking quite a risk, there, with that proposal method. I mean, come on: a croissant?! Those things are made of, like, solid butter dipped in lard and rolled in pure cane sugar. There’s no way that Calista, all fifty-five pounds of her, has ever eaten an entire croissant in her life…so how did she find the ring? Either the article was a misprint, and the fancy sparkler was actually buried beneath a 10-calorie Quaker puffed rice cake, or Harrison had to coerce Ally McBeal into picking up the croissant to find the ring by telling her the tasty pastry was actually stuffed with figure-flattering amphetamines.

I didn’t get to press my luck…nooooo!

Peter Tomarken, host of classic ’80s game show Press Your Luck was killed in a plane crash. Now goddammit, this was the best game show of the ’80s! Who didn’t wanna play on the big board of crap? It was to the ’80s what Joker’s Freakin’ Wild was to the ’70s. Every decade needs a game show with a big goofy board to play on. But game shows on network TV seem to be pretty much dead, save for “The Price Is Right,” “Jeopardy!” and “Family Feud.” Man, I miss the good old days of morning TV packed with shitty game shows. And I’m sorry, but Game Show Network doesn’t always do it for me. It was about having different games on at the same time with the power to choose, originally! Not being tied down to the whims of one cable channel!

Thanks for the great game, Peter. The new version of your show sucks ass. You were da king of pressing, baby!

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