Year: 2006 (Page 166 of 228)

So, does this mean we don’t need to hit the concession stand first?

Snack-happy moviegoers are in for a real treat come September, when “The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Film for Theatres” brings human-size fast-food heroes Frylock, Meatwad, and Master Shake to the big screen. Having developed a rabid cult following via its exposure on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, the franchise has sold over a million DVDs, and also has a video game currently in the works.

ATHF

Of course, “ATHF” launched in 2001, meaning the trio of tasty junk food heroes took just five short years to get their own movie. Meanwhile, that tiny niche cult series “The Simpsons,” having sold a paltry ten million DVDs over the years and racked up merely seventeen seasons on air (renewed through season nineteen)…is still waiting for its close-up. Fortunately, that wait is nearly over, as Fox finally revealed its “Simpsons” movie teaser trailer to “Ice Age 2” audiences this weekend. The film is scheduled for release in July of 2007. Click here to view the “Simpsons” trailer for yourself.

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Well, “Hunger Force” might make it to theaters first, but “Simpsons” will clearly have the more lasting impact. As any faithful Simpsons viewer could tell you, a man-sized milkshake, burger and fries are no match for the hunger force that is Homer.

Mmmmmm…Meatwad.

Matthew McConaughey runs like a girl

Actually, strike that: Girls run substantially better than Matthew McConaughey. The “Failure to Launch” star was apparently jogging on location for his next movie in Huntington, West Virginia, when two local middle-school girls challenged him to a 400-meter race. Never one to turn down a chance to flaunt his masculinity while simultaneously chasing after jailbait, McConaughey accepted the challenge, and lost “by a nose.”

Following the race, the former “Dazed and Confused” star was heard to say, “That’s what I love about these middle school girls, man: I get older, they stay the same age.”

Raise your hand if you’ve said something that will once again start up those rumors that you’re gay.

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According to ABC News, who heard it from a German tabloid, Tom Cruise is no rush to get married.

“First the baby, then the film,” he said, referring to the upcoming “Mission Impossible 3.” “Then, in summer, we want to get married. I won’t let this woman get away.”

Five gets you twenty that he does, indeed, let her get away. The bigger question is, what will be his excuse…?

Box Office Roundup: Kneel before the saber-toothed squirrel

Based on Sunday’s estimates:

1) Ice Age: The Meltdown: $70.5 million (first week)
Scrat is the best actor in Hollywood, period.
2) Inside Man: $15.6 million ($52.7 million, second week)
I wonder if there really is a statute 36DD.
3) ATL: $12.5 million (first week)
Didn’t Fitty Cent just release this movie a couple months ago? And didn’t that one suck, too?
4) Failure to Launch: $6.6 million ($73.2 million, fourth week)
There are so many jokes you can write involving being naked with bongos.
5) V for Vendetta: $6.4 million ($56.8 million, third week)
Say hello, wave goodbye, Wachowski Brothers.

Proof that there is a god: “Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector” dropped to eleventh place, while “Basic Instinct 2” debuted in tenth place, with a take of $3.2 million. We expect its final number to be even lower.

Proof there isn’t a god: “Slither” got crushed, finishing eighth with a take of $3.6 million.

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