Year: 2006 (Page 163 of 228)

Holy backstories, Batman!

**MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD**

I don’t know if anyone is paying attention, but “Prison Break” is back from its seemingly never-ending hiatus. After a couple of episodes in the prison to wrap up the near-escape, last night’s excellent episode took a page out of the “Lost” manual and delved into the backstories of most of the main characters.

Three years prior to Michael’s bank robbery attempt, he wasn’t nearly as sympathetic to his older brother’s situation. As he almost has a romantic liaison with Linc’s ex, his brother calls from a pay phone looking for help. Michael doesn’t answer and Lincoln hangs up and goes into the parking garage to kill a man, who we know was already dead. He didn’t do it for the nookie, he did it for the money – the money that he owed a bad guy in order to buy life insurance for his mother. Money that ultimately paid for his younger brother’s schooling. Once Michael hears this (from Veronica) his quest to save his brother begins.

We find out how Fernando, Michael’s cell mate, landed in prison. He took a liking to a young girl, but one of his friends likes her too and calls 911 to rat him out when he saw Fernando go in to rob a convenience store. Irony reigns as Fernando was only robbing the convenience store to buy a ring for his lady. I doubt he’ll find out that it was his buddy that called 911, but if he does, there will be hell to pay.

C-Note, despite appearances, isn’t a thug. He’s a military man, who got a dishonorable discharge after reporting the abuses in an Iraqi prison. His commanding officer sold him out in order to cover it up, and C-Note couldn’t get a job to pay the rent. He resorts to driving a truck with stolen goods and, when caught, he doesn’t give his associates up. That’s how he ends up in Fox River.

The creepiest backstory has to go to T-Bag. He was actually in a “healthy” relationship with a woman (with two children) when she saw his picture on America’s Most Wanted. She turns him in and, when she visits, he vows revenge once he gets out. It was hard to believe T-Bag when he said he truly loved her, but maybe the nut has a heart in there after all.

I was most surprised by how Dr. Sara Tancredi found her way to Fox River. She was a drug-addicted doctor who finally decided to clean herself up after being too doped up to help a bicyclist who got hit by a car. At one of her support groups, she meets a friendly guy who turns out to be the psychotic prison guard Bellick, who tells her about a job opening at Fox River. He wants to take her to dinner…eww…but she successfully fends his gorilla-like advances off.

Getting a peek into the past of all these characters made this episode one of the show’s very best. Fox has something going with “Prison Break” leading into “24” and the network is primed for a strong run on Monday nights for the rest of the season.

172 hairstyles later, she finally makes her move…

After considerable speculation and, in recent weeks, almost certainty from media insiders, Katie Couric confirmed this morning on “The Today Show” that she will be leaving her post as co-anchor.

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It is, as she describes it, “the worst kept secret in America” that Couric will be taking over the anchor desk at “The CBS Evening News,” and will also serve as a correspondent for “60 Minutes.”

If you didn’t catch her announcement, click on the link to watch it. Matt Lauer provides a big laugh when, after Katie makes her emotional, heartfelt speech about how sad she is to be leaving but how she’s excited about what the future holds and thankful for everyone’s support, he pauses, then, in a total deadpan, just says, “Also coming up in this half-hour…”

Katie inspires a lot of dislike among people who think she’s too perky for a proper newswoman, but I’ve always liked her, so I was a little bummed to hear that she was departing from “Today.” Hopefully, Ann Curry will get the call-up to co-anchor now…though I’d guess it’s probably a tight race between her and Campbell Brown.

American Idol: Pass the Flask

So last night’s installment of “American Idol” taught us a few things. One, idols can’t sing country music very well. Two, Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell don’t like each other. Three, Randy Jackson shouldn’t wear a shiny red vest—dude, I can’t get the glare out of my eyes today.

All of the above pretty much sums up the storyline, but it’s worth noting that there is some real bitterness between judge and host and it keeps growing. After Simon made a comment about a contestant being dull and boring, Ryan responded by saying “Just like your love life, Simon.” Simon didn’t immediately respond, but later on made reference to Ryan’s 5 O’Clock shadow, saying that he was going for the “Desperate Housewives” look….taking a backhanded jab at the fact that Seacrest is said to be dating Terri Hatcher. Look, I like Simon and can’t stand Seacrest, but if he really is dating Terri Hatcher, he’s got scoreboard on the old man.

Then, to make things more interesting, Ryan later made reference to the fact that some of the judges were acting strange, and wondering aloud if there was a flask being passed around. We all know Paula has a problem, but are things that tense on the set that all of it is coming out before our very eyes? Stay tuned, this can only get uglier. But for now, pass me the flask, because if the performances are as boring next week as they were last night, we will all need to be drunk to figure out who is best.

Kenny Rogers was a guest on the show, and he spent some time coaching each contestant as they got ready to sing a song from the country music genre. Oddly, none of them picked a Kenny Rogers song. In fact, some of the song choices last night and this season in general have been, to use a Simon term, “dreadful.”

THE GOOD

Kellie Pickler was the best performer of the night, and no one should really be surprised that she can sing country. She sang “Fancy” and while Randy said it was great, Simon said he hated the song but loved the performance. But the fact that she was the best of the night should tell you all you need to know about everyone else.

THE IN-BETWEEN

Taylor Hicks kicked things off with John Denver’s “Take Me Home, Country Roads,” and it was about as bland as a piece of tofu. (To my vegetarian readers: “Not that there’s anything wrong with that”). Simon said the performance had no personality. It didn’t suck, but it was just boring.

Mandisa sang “Any Man of Mine,” and even though she hails from Nashville she couldn’t pull it off. It was boring and off-key in spots. We all know she’s capable of doing much better.

Elliott Yamin sang Garth Brooks’ “If Tomorrow Never Comes,” and while Randy said it was “hot,” Simon said it was a safe and mediocre performance, and I agree. Have you noticed I don’t usually note Paula’s comments? That’s because she gushes over everyone through that drunken haze. Besides, who really cares what Paula Abdul thinks?

Paris Bennett attempted LeAnn Rimes’ “How Do I Live” and it was just okay, once again not what we’ve come to expect from this little dynamo. Paula actually said she didn’t connect with the audience and Simon disagreed and said it was “excellent.” Maybe Paula passed Simon the flask?

Ace Young sang “I Wanna Cry,” maybe trying to cater to the soft side of all his female fans. Randy said it was boring and I agree. Simon actually said it was “very good” and Paula, well, Paula has a chick woodie for this guy.

Chris Daughtry is my hero….he may even be my new favorite to go all the way. But last night, he nearly put me to sleep singing Keith Urban’s “Memories.” The judges thought it was cool seeing a different side of Chris, instead of the rocker everyone has come to recognize. He can sing, but needs to show a bit more of that flare again to keep it going.

Katharine McPhee sang “Bringing Out Elvis” and with a bluesy choice like that, I really expected her to bring it. But she really kind of brought a boring rendition. She wasn’t bad, but she wasn’t great. And the fact that she was in the bottom two last week makes me wonder if this is the last we’ll see of Katharine.

Bucky Covington sang “Best I Ever Had,” and I don’t know who remade it into country but to me, that is a Vertical Horizon song. You would think Bucky could really show us something this week, right? Um, no. Bucky started off so bad, I thought America would vote him off right there on the show, but he got better as the song went on. Still, dude has got to be sweating like a cow in line at McDonald’s.

THE BAD

Okay, there was no one that really sucked last night. So it’s going to be hard to even predict the bottom 3. I’m going with Ace, Katharine and Bucky, because they’ve all been there before and there’s no reason to believe America won’t put them there again. But who will go home? My gut says Katharine, but I don’t think that would be right….so I’m hoping America picks Ace, because I really think the time is right for him to ride off into the sunset, or into Paula’s bed.

See you tomorrow with the results!

Vandalay, OUT.

Chad the Cad

Before his divorce to “One Tree Hill” co-star Sophia Bush is even final, 24-year-old actor Chad Michael Murray has gotten engaged to another “One Tree Hill” crew member, an extra named Kenzie Dalton who may or may not be 18 yet, and may or may not be pregnant. Kudos to Murray for graduating with honors from the Shannen Doherty Academy of Teen Soap Stars Whose Off-Camera Antics Far Exceed Their On-Camera Drama. Hey, someone had to pick up that torch. His parents must be so proud.

Chad Kenzie Kiss

On the plus side, Murray got his start on the WB’s “Gilmore Girls,” the story of a woman who got pregnant at the age of 16 and raised her daughter on her own. Thus, should his latest engagement fail to pan out, Chad can always console jilted bride #2 with a full set of “Gilmore” DVDs to serve as a helpful reference guide for the single parent.

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