This was already ridiculous. Now it’s offensive. (Props to JustJared, via Defamer)
Defamer has a nifty little caption-filled post of this shot, detailing everything that’s wrong with it, but we’ll simply say: nice beach ball, Katie. And hey, if nothing else, this enables us to do a little Katie/Not Katie side-by-side comparison studies.
One thing’s for sure: neither one of them is pregnant, and only one of them can actually get pregnant.
Okay, actually, that’d probably be labelled as overreacting. But the pair of them are surely figuring out some way to extract revenge on the network, as they’ve been passed over for the co-hosting spot on “The Today Show” to be vacated by Katie Couric, in favor of Meredith Vieira, of ABC’s “The View.”
Look, I know she’s a former “60 Minutes” correspondent…but, c’mon, both Brown and Curry have done their time in the trenches; it seems almost a betrayal to them that neither were called up to the big leagues.
I just know this is something to do with a poll of housewives…
…Jessica Simpson is considering stretching her considerable acting range – which includes not only music videos but also Pizza Hut commercials, thank you very much, you skeptical bastards – and taking a role in Baywatch: The Motion Picture.
Of course, the report comes from a British tabloid, so it’s not anything you’d want to actually put money on…but, strangely, I can totally picture her in the part.
It is a sad day here at Vandalay World Headquarters. Yes, Mandisa was voted off of “American Idol.” Sad not just because we thought she had the goods to go all the way, but because tools like Ace and Bucky are still hanging around. What gives, America?
Well, in all fairness, Mandisa was not very good the last few weeks. And let’s face it, when Simon made the comments very early on this season that the stage might not be big enough……let’s just say America already has one extremely overweight Idol and you don’t see much of Ruben Studdard anymore. And every time you do see him perform, he’s soaked in sweat and out of breath. That may not be fair but I am quite sure appearance was somewhat of a deciding factor.
The show started with the new face of Kenny Rogers….seriously dude, it’s okay to look like an old man!
Anyway, he performed his new single “I Can’t Unlove You” and sounded great….Simon even
commented beforehand that even though he doesn’t like country music, he is a Kenny Rogers fan.
Then after another really stupid Ford commercial (it’s not even worth getting into) they broke the remaining contestants into groups of 3, with one of those being the bottom 3. I thought for sure the group of Katharine, Ace and Bucky was it but I was wrong…it was Elliott, Paris and Mandisa. Paris….are you kidding me? Please, people…don’t vote her off before Ace or Bucky…show me that you have some semblance of hearing left.
So now we are left with the elite 8: Taylor, Kellie, Chris, Elliot, Paris, Ace, Katharine and Bucky.
I guess I’m sticking to my guns here and saying Chris is my favorite to go all the way. But has anyone noticed that Taylor keeps hanging around and hasn’t been in the bottom 3 yet? Neither has Kellie….hmmm. Stay tuned, it’s gonna get interesting.
Next week the contestants perform the music of one of the greatest rock bands ever, Queen. Ace will use his falsetto to hang on, but Bucky doing Freddy Mercury? Start packing your bags, dude.
Vandalay, OUT.
If I was a guessing man, I’d say that Hurley is quite possibly the most important person on the island. He’s also the most interesting too, so it’s not surprising that his flashback episodes always seem to uncover the most secrets, even when they don’t uncover hardly anything at all. This week was a perfect example of that. Sick and tired of sneaking around the other survivors with his horde of food, Hurley finally confesses to Libby of his “problem,” and being the kind person that she is, Libby encourages him to take charge. Of course, opening up all of the food and tossing it around wasn’t exactly the best rule of action. Ya know, you could have just taken it back to the hatch for everyone else to enjoy. Sheesh, the sun must be getting to them…
Anyways, Hurley is back to normal for like… three minutes when he discovers the food replenishments that were dropped down from the sky at the end of last week’s episode. Not reacting well to the news, Hurley begins to walk away when he notices a man in a bathrobe standing in the middle of the forest. Turns out, the guy he’s seeing is David, a “friend” of his from the loony bin who may or may not be real. The audience discovers later that he’s just a figment of his imagination, but that’s hardly important considering the real shocker: Libby was a patient at the very same asylum. Hurley always said that she looked familiar, but I wouldn’t have guessed in a million years that the fanboys would be right about this one.
Other important events in tonight’s episode:
1) Hurley beats up Sawyer after the Ragin’ Cajun refers to him as “deep dish”
2) Creepy Balloon Guy reveals he’s an Other and Ana Lucia saves his life
3) Creepy Balloon Guy also explains to Locke that the Countdown is a hoax
Number one was great, and number two will probably play a bigger part as Ana Lucia and Sayid grow closer, but the third event was by far the most important. If the Countdown is just one big hoax, then does this lend to the idea that the island is an experiment? Also, if Locke is gonna be out of commission for a few weeks with a bum leg, why isn’t he working on getting a closer look at the blacklight map?
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