Year: 2006 (Page 115 of 228)

File under ‘We wish we thought of this’: the 13 most unpopular characters in TV history

The Onion’s A.V. Club has posted the 13 most unpopular characters in television history. Basically, it reads like the mental list that most of us have in our heads but weren’t aware of, though I think it’s fair to say that #3 may surprise many in the Buffyverse. But not me.

Buffy's Oliver

Yep, it’s Dawn Summers, and no, I can’t say that I blame them.

“…intolerably shrill, whiny, manipulative, troublemaking little McGuffin” is how they described her, and I’m pretty sure I’ve used five or six of those words to describe her myself. Note to self: McGuffin is an awesome word. Use it more often.

Oh, and mad, mad props for nailing the reason I stopped watching “Friends” with their #9 choice: Ross Gellar. Oy.

Looking for the leak on “Fantastic Four 2”?

Here’s your loudmouth:

Honestly, it seems like Jessica Alba’s the one who leaks just about everything about this film to the press. Her latest claim is that “Fantastic Four 2” will include everyone’s favorite teflon-plated waverider, the Silver Surfer. I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m sure she’s a lovely woman, but she also strikes me as someone who, if her info turns out to be wrong, will just shrug her shoulders, cover her mouth with one hand, and go, “Oopsie!”

Clooney cans condo/casino complex commitment

clooney

Actor George Clooney has backed out of his $3 billion deal with a Las Vegas developer to construct an old-school, “Rat Pack”-style hotel, casino and residential complex just off the Vegas Strip.

Despite scrapping the project, Clooney will still make tens of millions of dollars on the deal, which he plans to donate to the African Debt Relief Project…and then steal it back from them in a clever heist.

Now that he’s not dead…let’s kill him, shall we?

onj

What man in his right mind would consciously break the heart of Sandy Olsson? Other than Danny Zuko, that is…

After disappearing during a deep-sea fishing trip almost a year ago, Patrick McDermott, the boyfriend of former Grease star Olivia Newton-John was recently seen by three separate witnesses in the Baja Peninsula area.

McDermott is now believed to have faked his own death in order to evade substantial debt and avoid possible jail time for failing to pay child support to his ex-wife.

Informed of the news, all the devastated singer could say was, “I’ve got chills…they’re multiplyin’.” Here’s hoping she’s not hopelessly devoted to this bum. You can do better, Sandy. You always could.

NYC: The city of brotherly love

Wow. Talk about your sibling rivalries. The heat on this whole Johnny/Janet secret relationship fiasco has just gotten turned way up now that Tommy knows. And he promptly beat the shit out of Johnny as soon as he found out, pouncing him from across the table and then taking it to the streets where he could smash his little brother’s head through some car window. Of course, this shouldn’t have even taken place. All they had to do was keep it cool around Tommy (that means no holding hands or playing footsie), and he would have never found out, but they simply couldn’t contain themselves. As far as I’m concerned, Johnny had that ass whooping coming, but the fact that Tommy threw Janet into a parked car was the icing on the cake. That woman is a crazy succubus who needs a lesson in treating others properly. I mean, did she really need to reject Sheila’s offer to help her up? She was just trying to be supportive. Bitch.

Meanwhile, Lou is really hurting, and the fact that money seems to be on everyone else’s mind isn’t helping. Jerry is struggling with the hike in his wife’s medical bills, Franco is contemplating taking the Lieutenant’s exam, and Probie is still trying to decide whether or not he should transfer out of Ladder 62. And after seeing Johnny get the shit kicked out of him, Garrity’s gotta be worried that Tommy will eventually find out about him dating his younger sister, Maggie. It probably doesn’t help that Tommy’s a little frustrated, either. When he’s not busy helping his younger daughter “dispose” of all the junk food she ate earlier that day, or paying off his oldest (and supposedly born-again) daughter not to mention anything about it to their mother, the poor guy has to put up with a chatty Cathy who’d he much rather fuck than listen to talk about things like cheerleading and interior decorating. It’s actually pretty amazing that he still hasn’t turned to alcohol for a little support, but it shouldn’t be very long before he does. For now, though, that seems to be Lou’s forte.

Oh, and did I forgot to mention that Susan Sarandon made her first appearance tonight? Yeah, she plays a smoking hot businesswoman who’s going to do just about anything she can to seduce Franco into her bedroom. Is FX actually getting anywhere with these big name guest stars? I sure hope so.

« Older posts Newer posts »

© 2026 Premium Hollywood

Theme by Anders NorenUp ↑