Year: 2006 (Page 104 of 228)

What’s the “View” diet…?

It’s where, over the course of just a few months and with just a few snarky remarks, you lose up to two…count ’em, two…co-hosts!

Just a handful of weeks after it was announced that Meredith Viera would be leaving “The View” to take over Katie Couric’s spot on “The Today Show,” which in turn resulted in an announcement that Viera would be replaced by everyone’s favorite lesbian, Rosie O’Donnell, Star Jones has declared herself to be hitting the road as well.

“I’m not sure what the future holds,” said Jones, cryptically, “but I’m absolutely sure who holds the future.”

What? You make a quote like that and don’t tell us who holds it…? FOUL!!!!!

Speaking of superheroes…

the new “Spider-Man 3” teaser trailer is up.

Finally, we get to see Thomas Haden Church as the Sandman, Topher Grace as Eddie Brock, and what would appear to be a revisitation of that god-awful Green Goblin armor…though I presume it’s supposed to be James Franco (Harry Osbourne) in it this time around. (And given how Hollywood loves to rewrite comic book canon, they’re probably calling him the Hobgoblin, even though I’m pretty sure Harry was never the Hobgoblin.)

Looks awesome. Shame we have to wait ’til May of next year to see the damned movie, though.

Stars who failed as superheroes

And my, aren’t there a bunch? For your reading pleasure, A full list of actors and actresses who tried their damndest to be superheroes, and just fell on their asses. Most of the list is a no-brainer, but I didn’t even know Shaq went from Kazaam to Steel! That’s pretty big news. Actually, I think Aries Spears doing an impression of Shaq trying to be a superhero would be a bigger draw than Shaq himself. I’d go see it, anyway.

Secret, secret, they’ve got a secret

Although I’m not sure how secret it is when it’s all over the net. Still, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are opting for the “secret honeymoon” package. No one knows where they are! I can give you a hint: be sure to check every Botox joint in the area to see if Kidman’s checked in recently. There’s nothing better than having a face full of non-expressive emotions. You know how she is with her face. According to the story,

“Her publicist said the 39-year-old actress was made so emotional by the attention[from fans regarding her wedding], she had to be taken into a separate room to regain her composure and have her makeup reapplied before walking down the aisle, The Sydney Morning Herald reported.”

I wonder if she has a little Mary Kay kit with Botox in it.

Robin Williams as the Joker…?

I know, you’re gagging at the mere thought of it, because you’re picturing the worst-case scenario of Williams mugging it up even worse than Nicholson did when he had the role. That was my reaction, too…but then I read this interview, and, to my surprise, I find I’m now not quite as panicked as I once was. It turns out that Williams is actually a diehard fan of comic books and graphic novels…and he’s actually read the more recent interpretations of the Joker. Based on some of these statements, I have a suspicion that his take on the character would probably find him going from the over-the-top shenanigans that you would expect…and, then, just as you’re thinking, “Oh, Christ, this is my worst nightmare,” out of nowhere, he’d slit someone’s throat, the grin would disappear, and as the blood spurts everwhere, he’s sneering, “How’s that for a punchline?”

Read this, then click on the above link for the whole interview:

We asked Williams whether he saw The Joker as more over-the-top or dark.

“You can go both,” Williams said. “As in madness, there’s a lot of ways to go. I think you can really explore how bright and how nasty-funny he is, just like I guess what Kevin [Spacey] did with Lex Luthor, made him really funny, but yet still damaged… As evil is, accessible and yet still horrific. Jump back and forth all the time. I’m kidding… Kidding!”

On the second kidding, Williams gave me a soft poke in the throat with two fingers. Amusing, but a bit surprising.

“See there it is,” says Williams. “I saw your eyes go f**k off!”

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